Man Laws (Miller Lite man laws commercials) 1. Wait six months before moving on your best friends ex. 2. You Poke it, you own it: no putting your fingure into the top of the beer. 3. You are allowed to take on beer home with you. the tuck rule. 4. Clinking the bottoms of bottles when you tap bottles. 5. Wireless headsets: anything that makes you look crazy. 6. The line is the line: garge frig is for beer only. 7. Crushing beer cans on head is lame: cans are not strone like they were back in the day. 8. High five still for now, till something comes better comes along. 9. When it comes to beer, sharing is caring. 10. No wasting beer in the name of hummor. 11. Don't Fruit the beer.
The Men of the Square table: Mr. Reynolds, Mr. H, Mr. Ralston, Mr. Murray, Mr. Griffin, Mr. Gesner, Mr. Flynn, Mr. Binnie, Mr. Bus, Mr. Renteria, The Scribe, Mr. De La Hoya,and Mr. Hart.
Man Laws (the laws that have been created by you the people) 1. Bring up only once that you have sleep w/ an ex of a friend. 2. bros before hoes.