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Jay

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About Me

Im Jay, and this is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob

My Interests

smokin' weed, drinkin' beers, and fucking...I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck that bitch, I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

I'd like to meet:

some FINE ASS BITCHES with BIG TITTIES

Movies:

I guess Silent Bob is wanting me to put down 16 candles, but everytime we watch that fuckin movie he starts crying like a tubby little bitch with a skinned knee and shit.

Television:

fuck that shit yo

Books:

Fuck a bunch of that reading bullshit, Silent Bob, I say we go smoke this blunt.

Heroes:

Ice Cube...he left me with the phrase "Life aint nothin' but bitches and money"