Browner

During my last few months at Rednock School I developed a distinct taste for narcotics. This and a combined lack of ability to focus quickly resulted in me being expelled from such a wonderful educational establishment.

From here I had only one option, to become a millionaire and take over the world. The most obvious step to the millions and millions was the black market of illegal drugs. Fortunately I was superbly placed to spring a surprise attack on the drugs enterprise that engulfed Dursley. Additionally Dursley had an incredibly high demand for class A drugs, and conveniently I had an abundant supply.

The unstoppable drugs supplying machine was on its way to success, until I completely failed at the first hurdle. I ended up in thousands of pounds on debt, and lost everything I ever had.

So.. after bankruptcy I wanted a fresh start. Then came along a 27 year old stunning female, obviously coming from Dursley she had a addiction to smack and crack as would be expected. After spending 12 months with her trying to get her off heroin, I did the obvious thing.

So.. I’m currently battling a crack cocaine addiction, which if I’m honest with myself is going rather well. I haven’t smoked crack for at least the last 10 minutes, and then it was only a small hit because as you can probably imagine, I’m running low on funds.

The shortage of funds has obviously caused a few problems recently; well it really depends on what you consider a “problem”.

I’ve haven’t had any rent to pay for the last 6 months, I’ve eaten food every day, and I even get free internet access between 3:20 and 3:40 every Thursday. Beside, BIG Dave my cell mate isn’t all that bad.