The Pleasure of a Slippery Cross-Section

About Me

My ultimate fantasy would be like this: The scene would open up to no smoke. There is a back yard just laying there. The camera moves around and sees a hot babe sitting in a chair, sunbathing. Shes very, very hot. Plus its summer outside so shes even hotter. Then the audience will see that shes getting hungry, so she gets a banana out of her purse. And just when she opens the banana peel, BOOM! the fence behind her explodes. th camera goes all crazy and jiggles and theres smoke everywhere. The babe looks over and sees a gigantic hole in the fence with smoke pouring out. Then the music starts pumping up hard. I walk out of the smokey fence-hole real slow,wearing a crotchless gorilla suit. The babe drops the banana and we pork all night long

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

My Interests

Staring
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Anime
Music
Computer games
Touchy
Ninjas and robots

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray, yoshiki, mike patton, bruce campbell

and NAY.

Music:

Polysics

X Japan
Ayumi
Dir En Grey
Namie Amuro
Mr Bungle
Bright eyes
Queens of the stone age
My Bloody Valentine
Glay
Tool
Malice Mizer
Mike Patton

Movies:

Survive Style 5+

Lost In Traslation
A Tale of Two Sisters
Seven Samurai
Blade runner
Animuuuu

Television:

Dark Angel
six feet under
EVANGELION
POWER RANGERS
arrested development
cybernet
bits
x files

Books:

Shintaro Kago
Calvin and Hobbes
Manga
Computer game manuals