The Third Biggest Lie |
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Here is a sam...
Posted by Bobbie on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Pet Lovers Manifesto |
- When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. - The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food....
Posted by Bobbie on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are will...
Posted by Bobbie on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Summary of Life |
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hit...
Posted by Bobbie on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST |
What Those Acronyms Really Mean |
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM = I Blame Microsoft DEC = Do Expect Cuts CA = Constant Acquisitions CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Mont...
Posted by Bobbie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST |
Life Observations |
1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here. 4. Mone...
Posted by Bobbie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST |
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: |
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.When it's in your b...
Posted by Bobbie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST |
new words and their definitions |
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition! 1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a...
Posted by Bobbie on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously |
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - 99 perce...
Posted by Bobbie on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST |
dogs vs. cats |
1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and...
Posted by Bobbie on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:31:00 PST |
