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This took me a while to write so I want everyone to read it. lol.
This is who I'd like to meet.
1. tall, at least taller than me and I'm only 5'7 so it's not too much to ask.
2. greasy..... and by greasy don't mean "i look like a greaser but can't change a tire"
3. blue eyes......but i'll settle for anything that's worth staring at.
4. must spend longer than 30 seconds on his hair.
5. tattoos duh but not cheesy ones. the more the better.
6. an uindying passion for horror movies. they make for a great score to spooning.
7. has to loooove going to shows, drinking, acting a fool, and not be afraid of grabbing a boob or ass cheek in public. i got the ass and titties so please don't fear them.
8. has to be funny, corny, and hopelessly romantic.
9. has to be able to fix shit, build shit, and break shit. i don't want a damn wussy man.
10. can't hesitate to whoop some ass. my last bf wouldn't hurt a fly if it shit in his mouth.. there's nothing sexier than a guy knocking another dude out for grabbing his girls ass in the bar..... makes for bjs' for sure.
11. intimacy, intimacy, intimacy.....
12. you gotta have my back cause i got yours always.
13. respect for me and others...... a polite man for sure.
14. cussin, smokin, and lots of fuckin.
15. honest, loyal, and has a good deal of moral fiber.
16. smart, like discovery channel indie movie smart.
17. has to think i'm the sexiest woman alive...... then i won't mind making out with my girlfriends once in awhile.
18. a good job.... i'm 23 fucking years old. i deserve a man who isn't always bouncing checks. jeez.
19. spontaneous and passionate. wanna move to vegas? sweet? wanna make out in teh alley? sweet! wanna stay home and watch troma movies and do it on the couch? sweet!
20. supportive. even when i pick up new hobbies like changing oil.
21. one more thing..... if i spend 2 hours getting ready you better say something nice or at least grab a titty.