I live with my sexy bitch hubbie, he doesn't swim he sinks...
You Are Oscar the Grouch
Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.
You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.
You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.
How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!
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Your Monster Profile
Brutal Lunatic
You Feast On: Beer
You Lurk Around In: The Ocean
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
What's Your Monster Name? My little Sophia, ah, the fruit of my loins...
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What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
You are Magenta!
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Kiss my ass you fuckin' bitch.
I guess, people who don't have much better to do than fuck off on myspace. Like me. Maybe you...src=http://www.twisted.org.uk/tg/pix/gun.jpg
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? THE MYSPACE MAN QUALIFICATIONS:
1.No body stinks of any kind.
2.If I catch you masturbating I will never look at you the same again.
3.Must not chug soda constantly.
4.Don't fuck me if I'm on drugs and won't remember it tommorrow.
5.Must have good oral hygene... and skills.
6.Must have a job. If I have 2, you can handle one.
7.Must not paint nails, wear make up, or shave legs.
8.No beaver chest.
9.No tightie whities.
10.A car is a plus.
11.Must know how to change bed sheets and make bed properly.
12.No receding hairlines or unibrows.
13.Must weigh more than me, but not more than twice as much as me.
14.Must be festive. No bad attitudes or party poopers.
15.Must wake up before noon at least 5 days out of the week.
16.Must not fuck or hit on my friends.
17.No videotaping.
18.Must not smother.
19.I'm not racist but I don't date black guys, it's just a matter of preference.
20.No coke heads or meth heads.
21.No group sex. Unless I don't really like you that much.
I'd like to think these are not difficult guidelines, but you'd be surprised..
I absolutly LOVE Devin Townsend and Strapping young Lad, Dime of course, and that sexy bitch Phil, no matter how big of a prick he is, if I saw him on the street, I'd dry hump his leg.If you look like him call me...
Cry Baby,horror,Love stories where everyone else dies. Or really sick porn, ohhh yeah...
I really can't sit through any thing but cartoons, well, I guess Dog the Bounty Hunter, but if Lelland wasn't on the show I probably wouldn't give a shit.Oh, and shark week. Intervention is funny because, ya gotta love people on drugs. I have my whole life.
Creepy Susie! and the bible... just kidding. Kids, kill your parents and masturbate every day.
Dolly Parton, Courtney, ahhh, Courtney.My drunk friend, Lauren, who better not call me when I'm sleeping anymore or I'm gonna stuff that phone up her ass. Scott,you set my pants on fire. Oh, and these guys...
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