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SUZU

Boo Suzi Coffin ...hooray heroin!

About Me

Suzi --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com I build houses and work with a local newspaper. Sometimes I go to elementary schools and beat up little kids, especially fat ones. I'm married but separated because my husband beat me, and I spend most of my free time cruisin' the 'hood, lookin for bitches. I'm usually drunk by noon so I can trick myself into goin' to bed before the bars close so I have drug money on the weekends.
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Name: Suzi-Q
Birthday: Nov 19, 1983
Birthplace: Charleston WV
Current Location: Fuckin League City, baby
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right. but I can jerk ya off with the left if ya prefer
Your Heritage: Scottish and some sorta Scandanavian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: penis
Your Fears: the dark, and moths
Your Perfect Pizza: olives, tomatoes, and shitloads of red pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: no more trips to jail.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hi!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Puke! Need water.
Your Best Physical Feature: My big ass green eyes
Your Bedtime: when Im damn ready
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing doctor
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell. You can't fuck with Taco Bell.
Single or Group Dates: Group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't like tea. makes me gag.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cocaine
Do you Smoke: Like a motherfucker.
Do you Swear: Like a son of a bitch.
Do you Sing: when I drink.
Do you Shower Daily: No.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, and I hope they all fuckin die, cocksuckers.
Do you want to go to College: Not really
Do you want to get Married: I am. Worst 75 bucks Ive ever spent.
Do you belive in yourself: Behold! I am Suzu.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm damn sexy after ya had a few.
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom is a bitch. I love ya dad!
Do you like Thunderstorms: They make me horny.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only every day.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoke what? Like it matters!Of course.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sorta...?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to a few bars in strip malls.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Oreos make your teeth ugly.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not lately
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sure! In my beer soaked glory
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I think that was over a month ago...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Lighters
Ever been Drunk: Hahahahahahahaha!
Ever been called a Tease: When I was like 15! tehehe!
Ever been Beaten up: Only by doors, walls, and concrete
Ever Shoplifted: Went to jail. No more!
How do you want to Die: Overdose I guess.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: My dad says I wont grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any as long as he doesnt wear colored contacts
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Long!
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: I'm far beyond metal, baby.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too goddamn many!
Number of CDs I own: none. I dont need them.
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 75% of my life.
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My Interests

I live with my sexy bitch hubbie, he doesn't swim he sinks...
You Are Oscar the Grouch
Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.

You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.

You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.

How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your Monster Profile
Brutal Lunatic

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: The Ocean

You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans What's Your Monster Name? My little Sophia, ah, the fruit of my loins... camping... What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
You are Magenta!
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I'd like to meet:

I guess, people who don't have much better to do than fuck off on myspace. Like me. Maybe you...src=http://www.twisted.org.uk/tg/pix/gun.jpg

Which Trainspotting Character Are You? THE MYSPACE MAN QUALIFICATIONS: 1.No body stinks of any kind. 2.If I catch you masturbating I will never look at you the same again. 3.Must not chug soda constantly. 4.Don't fuck me if I'm on drugs and won't remember it tommorrow. 5.Must have good oral hygene... and skills. 6.Must have a job. If I have 2, you can handle one. 7.Must not paint nails, wear make up, or shave legs. 8.No beaver chest. 9.No tightie whities. 10.A car is a plus. 11.Must know how to change bed sheets and make bed properly. 12.No receding hairlines or unibrows. 13.Must weigh more than me, but not more than twice as much as me. 14.Must be festive. No bad attitudes or party poopers. 15.Must wake up before noon at least 5 days out of the week. 16.Must not fuck or hit on my friends. 17.No videotaping. 18.Must not smother. 19.I'm not racist but I don't date black guys, it's just a matter of preference. 20.No coke heads or meth heads. 21.No group sex. Unless I don't really like you that much. I'd like to think these are not difficult guidelines, but you'd be surprised..

Music:

I absolutly LOVE Devin Townsend and Strapping young Lad, Dime of course, and that sexy bitch Phil, no matter how big of a prick he is, if I saw him on the street, I'd dry hump his leg.If you look like him call me...

Movies:

Cry Baby,horror,Love stories where everyone else dies. Or really sick porn, ohhh yeah...

Television:

I really can't sit through any thing but cartoons, well, I guess Dog the Bounty Hunter, but if Lelland wasn't on the show I probably wouldn't give a shit.Oh, and shark week. Intervention is funny because, ya gotta love people on drugs. I have my whole life.

Books:

Creepy Susie! and the bible... just kidding. Kids, kill your parents and masturbate every day.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Courtney, ahhh, Courtney.My drunk friend, Lauren, who better not call me when I'm sleeping anymore or I'm gonna stuff that phone up her ass. Scott,you set my pants on fire. Oh, and these guys...
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My Blog

Denver

I got a new puppy !!!!!!!! he is half pig half pup and I loves him!
Posted by SUZU on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

Beer and Boning in Colorado springs

Well, my honey and I ventured to Colorado because of the death of a friend,... totally sad! I learned a few things on this trip... Do Not wear sexy lingerie with lots of wires on an airplane unless yo...
Posted by SUZU on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

Seems Like Forever

I am acting like a two year old because of a guy so much cooler than me. I really don't understand. I thought I was the coolest. ?...
Posted by SUZU on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:10:00 PST

I Love You Again....

I am really fucking happy and If anyone wants to fuck with that I'll bash your head in. He's is the most wonderful guy in the world. I love you like the walls love the paint. Bye bitches....
Posted by SUZU on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

Hiding Out

I know it hurts but I have no phone. If youy want some me you're gonna have to swing by my house{ In the lovely Clear Lake Springs apts,#1057} orrrr my fuckin bar. Laters masturbators....
Posted by SUZU on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

I want my Sexy back

Hey guys! Suzi is clean and sober and got her lazy ass a personal trainer for X-mas. This is good. I'll be ripped soon. A promise I made to myself. Moving forwards....
Posted by SUZU on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

Ciao'

  I wish there was a way to kill certain people without getting in trouble. There are too many shit talkin, waste of space, two faced idiots out there that just don't deserve to breathe. I'm talk...
Posted by SUZU on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

Anger

Got very angry yesterday. I  broke down a few doors and ripped off my damn rear veiw mirror. But I didn't go power drinking. Thats a first.
Posted by SUZU on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

Show...

...Me your titties! Ha!
Posted by SUZU on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST

My biggest challenge yet....

I have decided to quit drinking for a week. I'm having problems maintaining composure and remembering shit. I wasnt drinking at all today, the first day in a week sober and my eyes are dialated and Im...
Posted by SUZU on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST