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kelly

i've been bamboozled, hornswagled, flim-flamed, run amok, what?!

About Me

I work for Iraq Veterans Against the War. We're just trying to end a war, no big whoop. I might adopt two kittens, which I think is a little crazy. It's kind of like having a kid, but without being pregnant. I am trying to get used to living in Philly. Certain things are totally inconvenient, like beer, wine, and groceries. Basically, the essentials. I do know where to go, however, if I want to find piles of trash. stars layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Five point palm exploding heart technique

I'd like to meet:

guys who go roller blading at the beach with no shirt on as a way to meet ladies, pet psychics, raelians, breakdancers, puppeteers, kurt vonnegut, jane goodall, madonna, baby jesus, all the presidents in alphabetical order, ghandi, mlk, jfk, mao, clay aiken, adult jesus, shirley temple, bette davis (circa 'baby jane'), little edie, weird al, clay jenkinson, and, of course, karl lagerfeld.

Movies:

Jesus Christ Superstar, Rabbit-proof Fence

Television:

america's next top model, lost

Books:

Tina Yother's Guide for Girls

Heroes:

i believe the children are our heroes