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WHORESWORTH

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About Me

Hey guys. I'm really depressed right now because I found out my dog Policeman has cerebral palsy. I just feel super bad because all this time I never realised and i'd always be like "You're a stupid dog Policeman" and i'd always throw it or push its head into something. I also got kicked in the finger at karate on Wednesday which means I probably won't be able to go on training camp because I can't push the button on the bus to make it stop where I want it, which means my life is basically fucking over and I wish I was dead. Unless I just want to spend all this time on a bus and never get off, which I don't. Sorry for venting on you all like this I just don't know what to do. I've been watching a lot of Kevin Costner movies lately though which has been keeping me sane, I guess it's just a matter of time before it all sorts out. Thanks for listening.Here is a painting I did of Policeman, I bet now you can see why I call her Policeman!!!!!! click here
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My Interests

TV shows that are about snakes. Snakes are so scary and if you get bitten you will vomit but I think they are still cool. Did you know some snakes can even eat a warewolf whole? I didn't see that on tv but I think they could because I saw one eat a gazelle. (I think that is a type of horse) Another thing I love is hopping. I would hop everywhere if I could. And I do. When I hurt my leg I was really happy because I hopped everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE.

I'd like to meet:

People who believe in/can do magic. Magic is awesome, it's probably the most awesome thing anybody can do because it's really special.

Music:

Christmas carols. Christmas carols are so special and amazing and I listen to them all year round. I really love listening to them the most when I am happy and also all other times.

Movies:

Any action/adventure movie, I've never watched one because I don't have a VCR, but I love to go to the video shop and read the covers, its so exciting and a bit scary.

Television:

Shows about spelling. Spelling is probably my passion and I always get excited. I don't like some commercials because I get a fright if they are loud. But mostly I just watch them and wait for whatever I'm watching to come back on. Commercials are useful because you can get a drink or something.

Books:

What Bird Is That? I like the birds that are the most colourful. I don't know what I'd do without birds. My other favourite book is the crossword section of the newspaper. I never use the clues because I like making up my own words the best.

Heroes:

People who are good at baking. There was a bakery in my street but I think the woman there died. She still works there but she might be a ghost. She is my hero/ghosthero. If she didn't die then she is just my normal hero and my ghosthero is someone I don't know.

My Blog

I think I was born in the wrong century

I hate cars, computers, and mobile phones.I like things made of wood.
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:46:00 PST

No Country For Old Men

Stop talking about this movie right now if you've never read any Cormac McCarthy because you're making a fucking fool of yourself.
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:32:00 PST

THE FOLLOWING BANDS FUCKING SUCK

1. Trivium.End.
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

OMG GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRY POTTER IS A BOOK WRITTEN FOR KIDS!!!!!NOT EVEN PARTICULARLY SMART KIDS EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOW!!! Please get a fucking clue, you fucking idiot lowlife pieces of fucking vomit....
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

I can almost play dirty old town on harmonica, what the fuck can you do?

xo
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

Myspace, you miserable fucks

For the love of jesus fucking christ stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously.Honestly, there is nothing to gain from it.Learn to laugh at your own expense you fuckshit losers. You'll be better peo...
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

fuck

Fuck is easily the best word ever. Silhouette is also really good.But fuck still wins because it has more uses."What the silhouette is he doing here?"See? No dice."Check out that fucking silhouette, f...
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

I just had the perfect temperature shower

Fuck, seriously, people have made this claim in the past, but I now realise they're full of shit. Fuck you if you think you've nailed a perfect shower because you're a fucking liar and you make me sic...
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:09:00 PST

Notes on karma

So last night I went for a run, I know, ignore my previoous blog entries, I like it now. Anyhoo, afterwards as I was walking home I got that awful weird sticky spit in my mouth that you get when you n...
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Walking

Walking is a means by which to prevent yourself from falling on your face. The act of walking is a mere series of short falls and sudden stops, known as 'steps'.An incomplete or miscalculated step is ...
Posted by WHORESWORTH on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST