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AGENT CHOPS =P

if yoo want to quit smoking each time yoo light a cig, stub it out on your face -- sashaa the geniou

About Me


I'M JESSICA. OR JESS. OR SOOTY/CHEEKY CHOPS/AGENT CHOPS/FATS TO ONE PERSON =). IF YOO WANNA KNOW WHAT I LIKE, LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. I THOUGHT THIS SONG THAT WAS WRITTEN N SUNG BY THE BOY I LOVE JUS FOR MEE, ABOUT MEE, MAY JUST HELP TO KNOW WHAT I'M LIKE...
This is a song i wrote about..a friend of mine..
who looks like...a troll tomato..
we were sitting on the bed..
i told her she looked like...a troll tomato..
she said.. WHATS THAT ?!

i said..it's a cross between a troll & a tropical fruit n it's made in the caribbean, like a coconut *bash head*..
and she said...
cut my hair off..put a hat on mee & paint it red..so i look like a...TROLL TOMATO !.. and we went outside..n i said..if yoo shave your head you'll look like a boy with cancer..!
then i said..lets stick to yoo being a..
TROLL TOMATO !TROLL TOMATOO !
& i said..cause i work at..WISEBUYS!
9 tomatoes are £3.65..
cherry tomatoes are only £1.99..
but a troll tomato...is priceeelesss...

tehee if you're as childlike as him n my friends then we'll get on jus finee, if yoo take life too seriously ill either laugh at yoo or set yoo on fire
..yeea i went to see phantom of the opera, in the interval i hurried for a cig n got to the bottom step of the theatre n jus splatted straight on my face...
i am jus a complete clutz, its a form of entertainment..for everyone else.=P.
You Are 25 Years Old
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences...
What Age Do You Act?
-- trueee loveee -- i love my friends more than yoo love yours

My Interests

FIRST OF ALL I JUS WANNA SAY FABRIC IN LONDON IS FOR LOSERS haha i will never see the craze or set foot in that skank pile of pilled up scene kids who then put pictures up thinking they are jus so cool cause theyre on drugs

..mm in no particular order i like..
..music
..films
..theatre
..acoustic nights, gigs n festivals
..parties
..poker nights beating will n his friends hehe
..playing mario kart/party with will n his family (my family really too now =])
..writing
..laughing so much yoo cry n run out of breath haha
..getting all dolled up for a night out =]
..pubs/bars - clubs are ok but i prefer bars with a dancefloor, as only the good n wasted get up there n bust the moves tehee
..my friends n going out n having a laugh with them -- spesh this joker..oh how we've grown through the years..but never in maturity levels tehee..

..i jus laugh a lot, which im told..alot =P
..i love anything creative spesh modern art n photography (jus a bit of an art geek !)
..tattoos n piercings -- got snakebite with studs n will gets sleeves n all that jazz when im not broke lol
..mm i love big huggles n kisses (or kissles as will puts it) spesh when they are at random ..i love people playing with my hair..
..i love falling asleep with people - only time i ever sleep properly..
..n i love jus chillin really..all day i jus wanna live n dream..in a perfect haze..down in albion..one day i hope one of my interests will be travelling - its jus a money issue atm really n fucken education..blah

n of course...i love to dance, especially after a drink or 6 then i truly rawk the joint !!! ---**OHYEAHOHYEAH!!!**

n last but not least, i love being anywhere with this beautiful, strange, amazing boy, he makes mee laugh every single day n i hate the fact he's now 2hrs away.. ..3

I'd like to meet:

id like to meeet mm....mm......

PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST/HEROES LIST THANK YOO PLEASE GOODNIGHT 3

Music:

well i like...punk (mostly old school stuff, the new stuff is pretty wank cept for hellcat records artists), hardcore, metal, grunge, acoustic stuff, 80s retro pop, 80s glam rock, 60s n 70s music is the bollocks, jus rock really..plus swing, soul, jazz ..locally/unsigned bands you should check out cause theyre quality are..DEATHBYDRIVEBY..the dirty scunts..fleet..HI JINX..thaed..!!PINK PINYATA!!..non stop disco..the filaments..the koreans..wellington..

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Movies:

mm im like a movie whore so to do a list of all the movies i love would b jus silly..an example of some of the films i jus could watch over n over are...
closer, spun, charlie n the chocolate factory (original of course), brokeback mountain, donnie darko, big fish, anchorman, school of rock, waynes world, the girl next door, madagascar, shrek 1&2, lost in translation, romeo & juliet, pretty woman, sin city, lotr, kill bill 1&2, pulp fiction, lock stock & snatch, finding neverland, nightmare before christmas, casablanca, the sound of music, mary poppins, oliver, the family guy movie, marilyn monroe movies, disney movies are fucken classic..yeea i love so much more but that'll do..

Television:

sooty n sweep -- learn to read is the bestest video ever =)
24, friends, family guy, the simpsons and scrubs are the best programmes ever created!
when i watch other tv its usually..
dog the bounty hunter
ugly betty
will & grace
that 70s show
prison break
mtv shows especially the one the only, the mighty....
LAGUNA BEACH ! WATCH IT NOW !!!!! NOOWWW !

Books:

mr.men books woop woop

Heroes:


..and the people who keep mee sane ! in no particular order meet the people i adore, what i call my family..its pretty small but grand all the same..
..the daddy =P
..the dramatic slut n the fugly slut =P
..the boys!! fucken messheads =P
...THE ONE TRUE LOVEEE AVACADO =P
..the junkie buddy (on the left the other waster is mee ! =P)
..the ellarina & the samaria
=) thanks yoo guys yoo rawwk !!! love ya much x~X~x
n lastly meet the william, or as i call him, sweep/bboy rogan/agent swaine haha now he may be.. ..a complete geek who thinks its AMAZING that he's as tall as a baby giraffe =P..
..who never seems to take his hat off..
..n eats nothing but junk food, with a mad obsession for pizza hut..
..thinking he's hardcore..
..when really he's a big softie, and a star on the rise hehe..
..but he's my baby giraffe, hat wearing, pizza hut junkie, hardcore wanabee, softie star on the rise n that is exactly why i love him so =)..
and jus for an extra kick, these pics of ellarina that were sent exclusively jus for meeeee !
...the BEAUTY tahaa