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Christy in ONE HOTT MESS

I'm pretty sure I'm hilarious

About Me

See more funny videos at Funny or Die I should have hit my twenties in the '40's.

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My Interests

Reading, Dancing, Yoga, Traveling, Horsebackriding, Hiking, Acting, I love art in all it's forms. Funny people, sad people, happy people, people people. Books, books, books, books, magazines, books, MUSIC! I love animals. I have an ongoing love affair with the ocean. I like discovering weird looking bugs and poking them with sticks to see what they'll do. I love food and wine. Especially reds, mmmmmmmm. I love movies, Charlie Kaufman flicks are at the top of a long list. I like going to see live shows- bands, theater, strip clubs....:) I like learning anything new, gives me a sense of purpose. Dark chocolate, farmer's markets, the scent of orange blossoms, night blooming jasmine, gardenias and red lipstick. I have a feeling I'd love gardening, but space is hard to come by in Los Angeles. High heels, the color pink, being a girl, and sometimes being a woman.

I'd like to meet:

"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated" -Mahatma Ghandi

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Music:

Ray LaMontagne, Jonny Lang, Joss Stone, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Matchbox Twenty, Pearl Jam, Elton John, Andrea Bocelli, Ike, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Muse, The Shins, White Stripes, Maroon 5, Julie Roberts, Black Eyed Peas, U2, Where's Moo, Omnisoul, Jealousy Curve, Rachael Yamagata, Alicia Keys, Damien Rice, Melissa Ethridge, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, and on and on and on.....

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Moulin Rouge, Garden State, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gia, Napoleon Dynamite, Sideways, Ever After, The Hours, Swimming Pool, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Motorcycle Diaries

Television:

The Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Big Love, Oprah, anything on the Discovery or History channel

Books:

Alchemy of the Mind, Even the Stars Look Lonesome, Stranger Music, Catcher in the Rye, The Rum Diarys, The Human Stain, White Oleander, Angela's Ashes, The Da Vinci Code (of course), and pretty much any book on science or art, even better a blend of both.

Heroes:

My best friend, Erin. For having beauty, brains, and balls. BIG figurative balls. My parents, because they are amazing. My brother, he's hysterical, genius, and messy

My Blog

Shooting Valentine for the CW

Check me out on Hollywood Blvd tomorrow.  I'm filming a new show called "Valentine " for the CW network.  We will be filming in front of the infamous Grauman's Chinese Theatre.  I went ...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:10:00 PST

ONE HOTT MESS opens May 6th!!! CHECK US OUT!

Hi Friends, Finally,  One Hott Mess opens this Tuesday May 6th!!!   It's a night of hysterical sketch comedy.  Come watch the Good (FUNNY), the Bad (dancing polygamists), and the U...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:13:00 PST

TAG!

Tag you're it!Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their n...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:22:00 PST

My Silver Screen Debut and Play!

Hey ya'll!!! It's a dream come true, I'm on the Big Screen :) I am going to Paramount Studios tonight with my agent tonight to see the screening of Year of the Dog!  It's being released nati...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Sundance!!!

I just went in to do some ADR work for Year of the Dog and found out from the director that it's going to Sundance!!!  I'm so excited.  This will be the first film I've ever done that's...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

GIRLESQUE

I just joined the cast of the hit show Girlesque!  It's a comedy burlesque show with lots of beautiful girls dancing in their panties.  :) This has Tony Award written all over it.  ...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

Feature Film starring Molly Shannon!!!

I just got cast in a feature film starring Molly Shannon entitled "Year of the Dog"!!!!  It's a small role, but I play the girlfriend of the male lead and I have a scene with him and Molly!!!&nbs...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

Music Video Chick

One of the music videos I've done is now online!  This one is for a band called IKE out of Philadelphia.  They are a stellar group of talented musicians and just opened for Bon Jovi a couple...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:24:00 PST

Fun Photoshoot Video!

Hey, a really amazing videographer, Jeffrey Stoner, recorded and edited a photoshoot with me and another model, Kristen.  Check it out at www.stonervideo.com  Click on Menu, then Accomplishm...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:08:00 PST

COME SEE MY NEW SHOW!!!!!!

Please come out and see my new show THE EIGHT: Reindeer Monologues.  We open this weekend at The Attic Theatre and Film Center.   It's a fabulous dark comedy that will make you Lau...
Posted by Christy in ONE HOTT MESS on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:31:00 PST