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Gott ist nicht eine Mikrowelle

So theres dieser Kerl im completly verliebt in und GOTT ist sein Name.

About Me

You have reached the myspace of the infamous jessica,
i am probally one of the funniest ppl u will ever meet.
i met this really good guy ....His name is nicholas but everyone calls him nick
but i don't care im not everybody else
NIck is like the shit cheaa!!!Hes like freaking god!!!
I live in wilmington n.c.
i don't have to like you
you don't have to like me.
i am the origional.
in a world full of copycats.
im known to be crazy.
So you know, I tell it like it is.
some call me a smartass
while i say sarcastic i think it sounds better.
i don't care what you think of me.
don't judge me untill you know me.
I like Ketchup on my pizza
and Freaking yoohoo's
i have the coolest friends in the world.
Carrie,Lauren,Myranda,jessica
maddie,Morgan,kayley,Jennifer,Glenda
MY THOUGHTS
*I think for every good characteristic there is always a flaw following somewhere behind it..
*I am a strong leader
*But I am sometimes a follower
*I am told i have musical talent
*But yet why can i not see it
*I Have tan skin
*But Yet i have split ends
*I have many Goals for me in life
*I just don't always acheive them
*I live in the so called real world
*But Im said to be sheltered
*im not afraid to cry infront of people
*But yet i can't even remember to wear water proof mascara
*I tell People to be friends with who ever they want to be
*but yet some of my greatest friends aren't around anymore becuase of it
*I give great relationship advise
*but yet mine is down the drain
*I am guitly untill proven innocent
*I am always Guilty
BEST COMMENT IN THE FUCKING WORLD I LOVE YOU JESSICA
[RAWRR]
Feb 9 2007 2:38A
your hotter then the sun
you should be a model
your fucking beauty
no guy could walk past and not look at you
you too hot for words!
look up hot in the dictonary and you'll be in it
right up the top
your fucking hot!!
hottt
red fucking hott
i love you more then words can say my girl!
xoxox
Jessica
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: blue,green
Hair Color:: redish/brown
Height:: 5'7
Favorite Color:: blue
Screen Name:: countrygal794
Favorite Band:: Faktion
Favorite Movie:: hide and seek
Favorite Show:: american idol
Your Car:: saturn
Your Hometown:: wilmington,nc
Your Present Town:: wilmington,nc
Your Crushes First Name:: Nicholas
Your Grade:: undetermined
Your Style:: my own
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: to look at the stars
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: in burger king
Smiled for no reason?: of course
Laughed so hard you cried?: the other day
Peed your pants after age 8?: yes
Written a song?: Him
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes i sing to everyone
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: every other day
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: nope
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yes last year
Been in love?: now i am
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Nicholas
Tell you, I love you?: Nicholas
Kiss you?: no clue
Hug you?: gerry
Tell you BYE?: Nicholas
Write you a note?: courtney
Take your photo?: me
Call your cell phone?: Nicholas
Buy you something?: sherri
Go with you to the movies?: maddie
Sing to you?: skylar
Write a poem about you?: kory
Text message you?: alltel
Touch you?: skylar
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: five min ago
Time you cried?: last night
Movie you watched?: the night listner
Joke you told?: what kinda brush does a bee use, a honeycomb lol haha jk
Song you've sang?: marvin gaye-an't no mountain high
Time you've looked at the clock?: just now
Drink you've had?: tea from hardees
Number you've dialed?: my cell phone
Book you've read?: things fall apart
Food you've eaten?: chicken
Flavor of gum chewed?: stride
Shoes you've worn?: rotc shoes
Store you've been in?: walmart lol
Thing you've said?: guess what baby
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: yes
Whistle?: oh yea
Blow a bubble?: yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: all the time up and down 2
Cross your eyes?: nope
Touch your tounge to your nose?: oh yea its so fun the guys like it
Dance?: oh yea i beat this gay guy breaking it down
Gleek?: nope
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yea talking to nicholas
Speak a different language?: german
Impersonate someone?: no
Prank call people?: yea all the time
Make a card pyramid?: yep
Cook anything?: im great
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: mother, i would be the coolest in the world
I wish ...: i had 12 children
So many people don't know that ...: i love red heads
I am ...: a natural blonde
My heart is ...: nicholas's
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My Interests

I like to write poetry i've been published four times so heres a poem about one of my ex's its just a bad and dark side i have don't be scared Its called emotional breakdownEmotional breakdown Im left alone crying wanting to die hurting on the outside Bleeding on the inside im a cutter a true suicidal bitch i cut myself to release my feelings about him i wipe away the blood hopeing for freedom i cry and try to drown it doesn't work life is a waste of sperm use a condom whore 5 out of every 100 woman get pregnant on birthcontrol so much for that 1% I laugh away my pain i take my pain everywhere my blade inside my compact mirror my knife upon my keychain im just reflecting my inner emo my hearts bleeding from inside the barbed wire cutting deeper with every breath i take just cut my wrists and remove my heart and put it in a jar and keep it close to u cause thats the only way you will have me heart

I'd like to meet:

ANY1 i love to talk so message me...... GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

♥MUSIC=LOVE♥
FAKTION
Asfyxia
red
7 Days Torn
Freakhouse
seperated
fight from above
a delayed reaction
addison road
Hinder
Blackstone Cherry
hellogoodbye
anberlin
MIMS
Hawthorne Heights
fallout boy
my chemical romance
carrie underwood
taylor swift
GYM CLASS HEROES
Rascal Flatts
Three Days Grace
JEFFREE STAR
Panic! At the Disco
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
the bird and the bee
P!nk
plus more...

Movies:

MoViEs=HAPPYNESS
texas chainsaw massacre
phantom of the opera
the hills have eyes
hide and seek
pulse
Full Metal Jacket
The Warriors
Roadracers
Finding Nemo
Monsters Inc
Ice Age
The Sixth Sense
Rush Hour
XxX
Fast and Furious
Euro Trip
Chick
Sweetest Thing
White Chicks
Gone in 60 seconds
Taking Lives
A Walk To Remember
....plus more

Heroes:

Id have to say my brother because he has tried his best to survive in this world and him being handicapped has put him at alot of obsticales in life such as Walking Talking Being like everyone else XOXOXOX I LUV YA CONNOR *jessica*

My Blog

survey BItches please!!!!!!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST

Take MY SURVEY BITCH!!!jk I ? You

Survey. Single or Taken: TakenHappy about that: oh, hell yeas Siblings: 7 Height: 5'7 What are you wearing right now? nothing..wanna see?? jk clothes Can you make a dollar in change right now? sure ca...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

latest news

hey luv whats up im doing to good my friend since like 10 years dies the other daY HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO LIVE WHEN HE WAS BORN BUT HE MADE IT 20 YEARS i hit caps lock and im not going to retype it lol ...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

love

love is something you were told about when you were young like a fairytale a prince will come and sweep you off your feet they dont tell you about the part where the prince sleeps with belle ins...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

i found out one of the ppl i love just hurt me again somone fucking help me!!!!!!!!!!

Emotional breakdown Im left alone crying wanting to die hurting on the outside Bleeding on the inside im a cutter a true suicidal bitch i cut myself to release my feelings about him i wipe away the bl...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

untitiled

  Untitled love hurts bleeds thinksholds squeezedur pain ur heartis brokencrookedsnapedshifted     &nbs p;         &nbs p; ...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

need

I need you.I need your hugs.just once in my life i want to be loved.i want to feel the feel to be wanted.but thats impossible when your not here with me.i don't know if we ever will be together.I hope...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

poem 6

  Dream Man Somewhere out there, there is a manWho holds my heart in his hands.He's the man of my dreams,And I know he's out there, impossible as it may seem.Every night he holds me in his arms,...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST

another one of my poems

Evil Hate The most evil way to show your hate,Is to pretend at first you love.To let someone fall in love with you,Not saying what you really think of.Knowing inside you dont like them,Yet, preten...
Posted by Faktion!!Makes me HOTT on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:04:00 PST