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I'm a SENIOR at OHS. I don't want to leave. I like school a lot and college sounds gross. I live with my best friend Stephanie, her parents adopted me... so we're kinda sisters. We make fun of people with sexual dysfunctions, so beware. Her dad can do an excellent impression of a mentally handicapped man. I think it's funny. She disagrees. We drink slurpees in the morning and coffee at night.I tell her all my secrets. I'm secretly a Girl Scout. Its been interesting. I like shopping a lot. I've been in five accidents and I've only been drivin for a year or so... I hit a boat once, it came out of no where... I swear. Kisses on the forehead drive me crazy, and so does my boyfriend Hunter. He calls me shamoo because I am fat. He also protects me from drunk men soliciting bottle rockets. KIIIIGANS Irish Red. Free The Pellirojos. I still dont know who eggman is? I love him, even though he is often mistaken for a black man named George and we burn pizza. I often wish i was as small as my thesbian friend Emily. Some people she knows don't acknowledge Martin Luther King Day as a holiday. We get banana splits often and we have c's afterwards. We also throw water bottles and chapstick at friends while on important buisness trips. Running in the rain is great.Hats are so silly. Bak is my oldest friend. She thought i was a ghost in second grade cuz Im SOOO pale. She's like my sister. Playing hide and go seek in the trailer park with her is super. THIS IS T R L! I hate it when people wear strapless shirts with a regular bra. MATTY!! I miss THE days on THE deck. That summer was amazing. Fingerprints in the butter and early morning with the white Russians. We always got to Yorkshire Restaurant where shit goes down.We idolize BIBLE MAN! He is the only guy friend I have that will shop with me all day for a red plaid skirt. SNFZ not FOR LIFE. We talk to the moon and roll down hills too. I love my brother and sister. COW_BOY! lol. I thinks its crazy that I have an inside joke with my brother and sister... I didnt go to the beach this summer and I wish I did with Kimmie but I always had to work, lifes a bitch. I did go on a mission trip to Mexico which was amazing. I love speaking Islamic to Ehsan. LALALALA! I have a really pretty cousin named Rachel, she shares her clothes with me which is nice. She likes horses and the color purple. Deep, theoretical comparisons of society and The Simpsons is always a treat with my Brian Bell. One time I grinded on him at a party. I'm not sure if he'll be able to have kids now. Another time I vommited in his toilet,which makes it OFICIALLY sexy. He thinks my feet smell. Truth hurts but lies kill. Potter has spaghetti parties without plates. It's pretty neat. We put glow in the dark lube on our noses to see what would happen... which was nothing, I'm not really scared of anything stupid, like mice. One day I will live in a trailer by the ocean. Kimmie Bass is one hell of a Jew. She has chubb thumbs. I gave her kosher salt, so she is prepared for passover. I don't know what I'd do without her, who would keep track of all the dumb things I say in history? She is very secure with the fact that I am NOT lesbian and thinks that we are all diseased and horney. I'm on purcaset right now. Aims is a vegetarian. She can also make one badass baloon animal. We find that it is a wonderful way to make friends. I tye dyed underwear to give to her for her birthday. She does not like dildos. Alex M. and I got called whores by a priest at the beach at three in the morning. We promptly took showers. Avery is sweet, her ass reflects her sweetness. Rob loves her, but two red heads in one room makes him nervous. we will create a creative thinking class and become ninjas. BLEVINS: YOU ARE INSANE. I love you though. I love my life. My screen name is TheGingerKid26. Just in case you stalkers were wondering.
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: anitsirk
What did you do last night?: watched madagascar. lol.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: movie of chinese kid... it was funny
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: no. god no.
Last time you swam in a pool?: like three days ago
What are you wearing?: shorts and wife beater
How many cars have you owned?: 1, i love vincent :)
Type of music you dislike most?: country
Are you registered to vote?: nope, not legal yet
Do you have cable?: TVO bitches!
What kind of computer do you use?: the hell is this.. o.. dell
Ever made a prank phone call?: indeed i have
You like anyone right now?: im a slut
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: i did last week actually
Furthest place you ever traveled?: florida
What's your favorite comic strip?: zits
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: hhmm. no. wow.
Shower, morning or night?: shower? what?
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: fight club
Favorite pizza toppings?: ham and mushroom
Chips or popcorn?: ew. neither.
What cell phone provider do you have?: cingular
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: i will now that i have heard of such a thing
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: yeah, in middle school. won too.
Orange Juice or apple?: im alergic to orange. have to say apple.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: katie, mom and hunter
favorite chocolate bar?: snickers
Who is your longest friend and how long?: bak. since 4th grade.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: im alergic to tomato too. so never.
Have you ever won a trophy?: indeedy
Favorite arcade game?: DDR and ill kick ur ass.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: nope.
Sprite or 7-UP?: they're the same damn thing.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: yea. in elementary school
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: ive never been to walgreens
Ever thrown up in public?: BAHAHA! o have i.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: finding true love. def.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no. that is nonsense.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: def spongebob.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: yeah, i was never allowed to cut it.
What message is on your voicemail machine?: hey its kris, leave a message
Where would you like to go right now?: bens party, but im in for the night.
Whats the name of your pet?: chillli, duke, ceasar and harley are my dogs
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: pink jansport, books and shit
What do you think about most?: avery's ass
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Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real toubles in life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind the blindside you at 4pm on some idle TuesdayDo one thing everyday that scares you.Sing.Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.Floss.Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you suceed in doing this, tell me how.Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.Stretch.Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium.Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40. Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.... Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody else'sEnjoy your body, use it every way you can... don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it... it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.Dance... even if you have nowhere else to do it but in your own living room.Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.Do NOT read beauty magazines they will only make you feel UGLY.Get to know your parents, you never know when they might be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; They're your best link to your past, and the people most likely to stick with you in the futureUnderstand that friends come and go, except for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but, leave before it makes you soft.Travel.Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, Politicians will philander, you too will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.Respect your elders.Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you'll have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth.
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I'd like to meet:

Hunters mom. DONE. Mr. Rogers is next. Bob Marley. Kurt Cobain. Tupac. R.L. Stine. Barbra Kingsolver.

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Music:

Smile Empty Soul, Black Eyed Peas, Fort Minor, Beastie boys, Dynamite Hack, Pepper, Bloodhound Gang, Spice Girls, Jimi Hendix, Luda, Goo Goo Dolls, Tupac, Biggie, Gwen Stefani, Jack Jonson, 3 Doors Down, House of Pain, Everlast, Jessica Simpson, Bob Marley, Eve 6, Modest Mouse, All American Rejects, American Hi-Fi, 311, Sublime, Flounders Mash Ups, Crazytown, Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Jack' Manequin, Blue October, The Postal Service, Two Tone, Imogen Heap, Emminem, Linkin Park, Brittany Spears, Kanye, 50, LAFFYT TAFFY!!! VAGINA, STOP IT'S THE MODA FUCKN REMIX those are the best. :)

Movies:

Titanic, Matilda, Napoleon Dynamite, The Little Mermaid, Cider House Rules, Saw, Francisco Pablo, Bad News Bears, Cruel Intentions, Riding in Cars with Boys, Finding Nemo, Fun with Dick and Jane, Hostle MY ABSOLUTE FAVES: Fight Club, Mean Girls, Jarhead, American Beauty and Half Baked

Television:

Oprah, House, Project Runway and South Park.

Books:

Matilda, The Boy Called It, Poisonwood Bible and Growing Up

Heroes:

Stephanie, I can't thank her enough for coming through for me and letting me become part of her family. I love living with ya girl. Emily for always giving advice. Bak for putting up with me all these years and making me smile. Hunter too, he took care of me when I was sick and took me to see my gma in WV.