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Rated R.A.

Ok...So....I Don't Look A Thing Like Jesus, But I'll Talk Like A Gentleman Like You Imagined When Yo

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I'm Richard, a strapping young Lad from Salinas, CA. I enjoy fine dining, long walks on the beach, and nice conversation over a warm fire. Wait, what? This isn't a...? Ok nevermind.

Anyway, I'm a student over at UC-Salinas, aka Hartnell College, until I can transfer to UCSB where I can finally start my life with my fiancee, Melanie. I'm a big sports buff. Don't bother asking what sports I'm into because if there's a ball (or puck) and guys are trying to maul each other, then it's safe to assume I'm into it. My real passion is the WWE. I've watched it ever since before I can remember and I've been hooked. I'm also very much into music (except for country and anything not spoken in English) and I'm addicted to DVDs.
If there's anything you don't know by now...I didn't want you to know...

My Interests

- Melanie
- Pro Wrestling
- Sports
- Lounging around
- Playing the PS2
- Collecting sports autographs
- Listening to my iPod
- Laughing at Old People (you know you do it, too...)
Where's my money
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I'd like to meet:

In order... 1. Chris Jericho 2. Elvis Presley 3. Marilyn Monroe 4. John Cena 5. Shawn Michaels 6. Edge 7. Christian (pro wrestler) 8. Tom Brady 9. Dane Cook 10. Ben Roethlisberger

Music:

- Metallica (They're the best band ever)
- Elvis
- HIM
- Disturbed
- Green Day (mostly Pre-American Idiot)
- Justin Timberlake
- Kelly Clarkson (Yeah, that's right!)
- Guns n Roses
- Eminem
- The Used
- Crossfade
- System of A Down
- John Cena (shut up, I think he's good, ok?!)
- Black Eyed Peas
- Foo Fighters
There's lot's more, but these are the cream of the crop on the list...

Screw What You Say, This Is the Best Band Alive!

Movies:

- Scarface
- Training Day
- Wedding Crashers
- The Departed - Star Wars (All except Episodes 1 and 2)
- Grease(no, seriously!)
- American Pie series
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- The Girl Next Door
- Office Space
- Back to the Future I & II
- Orange County
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Angelina=Bad Thoughts)
- Mean Girls
- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
- Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
- Sin City
There are lots more, but these are the best that I can remember

Kick-Ass Movie AND Angelina in a Leather Corset

Television:

- WWE
- Sports
- Chappelle's Show
- Viva La Bam
- Family Guy
- American Dad
- The Andy Milonakis Show
- Seinfeld
- All the Courtroom Judge Shows
- Desperate Housewives
- The Old-School Black & White Twilight Zone EpisodesThere are other shows out there that I'll watch casually, but these shows are the ones I look forward to seeing anytime they're on

Yeah It's Stupid Humor, but Screw You!

Books:

WWE Autobiographies, Moneyball, To Kill A Mockingbird, and Catcher In the Rye

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's Autobiography (A must-read for any wrestling fan)

Heroes:

- My mom for everything she does to help me out
- Eddie Guerrero (God Bless You, Eddie...Viva La Raza)
- Chris Jericho
- Shawn Michaels
- Chris Benoit

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero...You Will Never Be Forgotten...

My Blog

73 Question Quiz...Yes I'm Bored...

1. 5th grade teacher's name: Mr. Smith. How generic, right?2. Last words you said to dad: Psst...I have no idea. I don't talk to my dad3. Last song you sang: Let me check my handy-dandy iPod...*leaves...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

The End of '06 Survey...

1. Have you been in any relationships this year?Of course with Melanie. Off-and-on, though. I don't know what we are right now...Melanie??? 2. Have you had your birthday?Yeah, way back in August. I ha...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

Really Bored So Late At Night...

So yeah, I'm pretty ticked that I can't sleep tonight. Of all the nights, too. I have to get up at 7:00am tomorrow morning (well, technically this morning because it's only 4 hours away) to pick up Me...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

The Relationship Quiz...

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?Obviously taken. Have you seen the hot redhead I'm with?!2) Are you happy with where you are?Of course I am! There are problems just like any other relationships, but we'...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

The Soundtrack to My Life...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

Mexican Independence Day...

...is cool when it's in Mexico. I'm all for celebrating your country's Independence Day, but these celebrators don't seem to grasp how disrespectful it is to celebrate Mexico Independence Day in anoth...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

Another Weird Dream...

I got into a fight with Dane Cook in a movie theater lobby and Jessica Simpson had to come in and break it up. Don't ask me why...LOL
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:05:00 PST

Bored, So Here's A Survey

40 things rarely asked...1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?No, at least I don't think so...2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?Not always. I'll admit sometimes I do, but that's becau...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:36:00 PST

Cancun Here I Come!

Cancun in a week, peeps!!! Whoot whoot!!!!!!!!! I'm lettin' you all know now...I'm of legal drinking age in Cancun...and I'm taking full advantage!!!!!!!! Oh, and I have a hot tub in my room. At least...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST

Take the Time to AT LEAST Learn English!!!

"Situated in a South Philadelphia immigrant neighborhood, Geno's - which together with its chief rival, Pat's King of Steaks, forms the epicenter of an area described as "ground zero for cheesesteaks"...
Posted by ...the rated R superstar! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST