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Artemis Clay

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted

About Me

well yes, i am depressed that i don't know jessica alba; thanks for bringing it up..... dick. to describe me in short, im mainly five things- a goofy asshole, a sarcastic dick, an affectionate european mutt, an analyzer extraordinaire, and a professional sonofabitch for hire. oh yeah, and of course, a guitarist/metal music enthusiast. i'm currently working on a psychology degree and working for an office in santa barbara. i am lucky as hell to be surrounded by badass people, and i like to believe that the the people around me are lucky to be around my respective personalities... besides sid of course. ive learned a lot in my 3 years so far in college, a lot about what ive been taught at school, a lot about myself, and a lot about people in general. ive also learned that to care about someone for the wrong reasons (whether its intentional or not) is the worst fucking thing on earth. well, the worst fucking thing on earth aside from shitting your pants on a really hot day. now THAT sucks. i hope you feel much more enlightened having read this. have a rockin day and listen to fuckin metal. -Klein

My Interests

guitar, friends, music, jagermeister, ipod videos, the simpsons, cars, movies, football, the beach, skimboarding, hiking, working out, sunglasses that arent huge, analyzing shit, music recording equipment, dry socks, goofy shot glasses, making tasty drinks and tasty food, prs and esp guitars, heineken, and madden 07.

Music:

metallica, ozzy, zeppelin, aerosmith, pantera, jack johnson, megadeth, alice in chains, tom petty, shadows fall, guns n roses, lamb of god, children of bodom, rob zombie, bob dylan, trent reznor, slayer, anthrax, judas priest, iron maiden, disturbed, shinedown, rolling stones, down, ottmar leibert, willie nelson, steve vai, james taylor, queen, alter bridge, pink floyd, radiohead, bob marley,sublime, mastodon, audioslave etc.

Movies:

the terminators, braveheart, scarface, old school, dodgeball, the rock, bad boys, goodfellas, wedding crashers, old jim carrey, old adam sandler, chris farley stuff, sin city, spider man 2, lotr, schwarzenegger, van damme, segal, norris, boondock saints, heat, cinderella man, crash.

Television:

football, family guy, the simpsons, south park, lost, house, 24

Books:

books that have nothing to do with math

Heroes:

metallica, my grandmother (r.i.p.), and U.S. soldiers (but not the pricks in office).

My Blog

wow.............

It has been 2 years to the day that Dimebag Darrell has been away..... We miss you, bro. Death is truly a more comforting thought knowing you are on the other side; I know my grandma is drinking you...
Posted by Artemis Clay on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

shattered

just like the pantera song says, my worlds been shattered. some dickless motherfucker shot and killed one of my heroes last night, dimebag darrell. dime was an inspiration for me to do what i love mos...
Posted by Artemis Clay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST