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Cortni Elise

E L I S E!

About Me

I LIKE MYSELF. I THINK I'M CUTE. I THINK MOST PPL ARE CUTE. I'M NICE TO PEOPLE SOMETIMES. I LIKE TO WATCH GOLDEN GIRLS ON LIFETIME EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED. I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY ADDICTED TO TYLENOL PM. I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK SOMETIMES BECAUSE I FREAK MYSELF OUT WITH WEIRD THOUGHTS LIKE THE NOTION OF "BLOODY MARY", WHO WILL COME OUT AND KILL YOU IF YOU SAY HER NAME 3 TIMES AND TURN AROUND. I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN BUT IT STILL FREAKS ME OUT. WHICH IS WHY I TAKE TYLENOL PM! I'M OBSESSED WITH MICHAEL JACKSON! I DREAM ABOUT HIM SOMETIMES....BUT DON'T TELL NOBODY! I WISH HE LIKED GIRLS AND STUFF!!! LOL I'M A SINGER, SONGWRITER, PRODUCER. I WISH I HAD A NORD 49 KEY SYNTHESIZER BUT I DON'T. THE LORD WILL BLESS ME WITH ONE SOON THOUGH. I LIKE REASON 4, ITS FUN AND EASY TO USE...."USER FRIENDLY". I LOVE MY GRANDMA.....SHE JUST LEFT AFTER SPENDING 4 DAYS WITH ME AND SHE SLEPT IN MY BED WITH ME. SLEEPING WITH HER WAS LIKE LAYING IN A POOL OF HOLY WATER!!!LOL SHE OBSESSIVELY YELLS AT ME THOUGH! IT'S OKAY, I SECRETLY LIKE IT! ANYWAY, I'LL ADD MORE LATER!

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My Interests

Watching TV, Making music, eating good food, flirting, making people laugh, DANCING, ACTING REAL CRAZY TO SEE HOW PEOPLE WILL REACT!

I'd like to meet:

GOD/JESUS...... Michael Jackson, Jodeci, Master P, Pastor Troy, Gucci Mane, Missy Elliot, Timbaland, Pharell, Janet Jackson, Nicole Ritchie, OPRAH, JERRY SPRINGER, DAVE LETTERMAN.

Music:

Michael Jackson, Jodeci, SWV, Tevin Campbell, Erykah Badu, Aaliyah, Al B Sure!, Intro, Xscape,Trick Daddy, Pastor Troy, Janet Jackson, Guy, H-town, Outkast, Gwen Stefani, Jon B, Kelis, Men at Large, BBD, Sade, Shabba Ranks, R Kelly (pre-chester), Tone Toni Tony, TLC, Mary J. Blidge, and me....ELISE!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Old School, Talledega Nights, Anchor Man, The Color Purple, Clueless, New Jack City (cuz i like new jack music), All the Fridays. There are more but I cant think of them all right now.

Television:

Dr. Phill,Golden Girls "Thank you for being a friend" - I'm all 3 old white ladies (Rose- a little ditzy and like to tell dumb stories, Blanche - I like men (but not as much as blanche), and Dorothy - I'm sarcastic) mixed into one young black girl!!! Frazier, The Nanny - "I'm Fran!!!", Girlfriends - "I'm crazy, corny Joan, mixed with free spirited Lynn, and vein and shallow Toni all in one! What's Happening - I love Roger and Re-run!!!

Books:

I cant read!!! Sike...I read The Power of Your Subconscious Mind, & Positive Energy by Judith Leiber, and other books just cant think of any. The Bible of course!

Heroes:

JESUS (BECAUSE HE SAVED US) Parents, Grandparents, Slave ancestors and Native American ancestors and Michael Jackson!!! He he!!!!!