THEODORE STARR

iyer
my real names actually not theodore starr
its ed
ed hampson
dont come up to me and say hi theodore
thanks :)
at 14.44 on the 27th of May 2008
the happiest minute of my entire life happened
she said yes
and i haven't stopped smiling since
even though it takes nearly 2 hours to get to see each other, it's so worth it when we do
in a way, you could say it's good
kuz it's dead special when we see each other
alternatively, you could say its gash kuz we only get to see each other 3 times a week max
i reckon its a combination
no other girl would travel it at 8 in the morning
on a tuesday
when it is pissing it down
just kuz i asked them too
she did
:)
like true gimps, we have our gay moments
we argue, but who doesn't?
and she always makes up for it :)
she once used almost an entire bottle of mustard writing me a message on a plate
it was one of the most creative apologies i've ever seen :)
and, of course, i forgave her ;)
mainly kuz she made me the most ridiculous meal
of pasta and mushroom soup together
which strangely enough was actually dead nice
she is quite possibly the most ticklish person i have ever met
she would tell you i am
she once nearly killed me through tickling me
i actually couldn't breathe
she jus rofl'd
I'll never forget our weekend at Ghostfest :)
In two nights we managed to turn a travellodge room into a replica of the Battle of the Somme
until she decided
at two in the morning
that she absolutely had to clean it
;)
i love going to gigs and her telling me to hold her bag
whilst she goes in the pit
it's pretty funny when people give her dirtys
just kuz they aren't dancing
them people make me lol
i also love it when we do geeky things, like sit at home watching king of the hill or moulin rouge in bed
kuz even the most boring things
are funny when she laughs like a horse kuz i tickle her ;p
all sense of concentration on the given task is lost when our tickle matches begin
it usually ends with one of us making up an excuse so ridiculous
that the other one believes it
she once tricked me and managed to handcuff me
and then absolutely slaughter me with tickles
it was not megalolz
but she seemed to think it was
i love it when im in work and she sends me the sweetest text that is about 5 pages long
and i don't even mind waking up 4 times in the night when im in work at 4.30am to answer her calls kuz she's lost in burnley at ridiculous o'clock
smashed out of her face
right now, there's nothing i enjoy more
than waking up with her
and just chillin allllllllll day
tbh, i could happily get a flat with her right now
that's how confident i am it will work
she makes me the happiest iv ever been.
sophie cooper, i love you
Me and Soph run Freak Show Promotions
get on down to our first gig on the 29th OCT
Thanks a lot guys!