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Shawn

mmm, fish tacos

About Me

I'm just your average guy, except smarter and better looking. ;) I play hockey, ride my motorcycle, hang with my dog... stuff like that. I try not to stick around Ventura on the weekends. I'm very fit but not a super healthy eater by any stretch... just lucky I guess. Moved here from Canada about 5 years ago.
I believe in personal freedom. What you do and how you do it is your own business as long as it doesn't get in my way. I'd like to say this attitude stems from a noble sense of tolerance but really it's because I don't want any fucking self-righteous idiots trying to tell me what I can and can't do. That said, I'm not gay... so you homos can quit sending me emails.

My Interests

drinking, fucking, lying. Or maybe I'm a superniceguy.

I'd like to meet:

I would have said "someone interesting" but after doing some internet dating I realize you have to be careful what you ask for. After being on various dates where the girl is hooked on prescription meds, or involved in selling illegal immigrants into prostitution rings, or takes pleasure from being choked while having sex... I think a hot girl that likes my dog is just about good enough for me.

Music:

SOAD, Tool, Quarashi, RATM, Dre, Ludacris, Staind, Tenacious D, Tragically Hip. Most genres have something good in them, except country.... well, that's not true, Johnny Cash is always cool.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Garden State, The Way of the Gun, Romeo is Bleeding, Usual Suspects, True Romance, Snatch, Slap Shot, High Plains Drifter.

Television:

I despise most Network TV or anything with a laugh track. Who actually laughs at that crap? I like The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:

Lately? Quicksilver, Dark Tower series, Chung Kuo series, The Prince (Machiavelli)

Heroes:

Unnecessary social construct.

My Blog

a nice trip to the bank

so my debit card has been getting denied this past week which is really annoying.  Almost as annoying as having to go into the bank.  I go up to the teller and describe my problem to the gir...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

optics

I went to the optometrist last week... haven't been in over 4 years and figured it was time. The doctor told me that my optic nerve was 40% larger than a normal human being. I'm thinking this should r...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST