Rejoice and salutations on this gloriously wintery day. |
Yes, yes, yes. The Advent Beer Calender has come rolling to a flourishing end. Here is the running order:
Saturday 1st December - CoronaSunday 2nd December - FostersMonday 3rd December - Hoegaard...
Posted by Clocks on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST |
Couple of more funnies |
HER Nov 22nd Dear Diary, Fealing really down today as I think my relationship with Dave is over. I went out with the girls after work and arranged to meet him later. He seemed really distant towards m...
Posted by Clocks on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:03:00 PST |
Are you tired of the bog standard Advent Calenders? |
Then salvation has arrived my friends! Nevermind having a shitty piece of chocolate on each cold, dark morning up until Christmas...Have a different beer/ale instead!
I have made a start so far with:
...
Posted by Clocks on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST |
Best joke Ive heard in a long time... |
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th drink-driving penalty.
Officer: May I see the owner's log-book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's ...
Posted by Clocks on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST |
Here in my pocket I’ve got The Story Of The Blues |
Well, what can I say?
I'm now 18, a man, an adult, or at least that's how the world views me!
As I am tired and incredibly apathetic at the moment I shall give a rundown of the weekend's events:
Satur...
Posted by Clocks on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:11:00 PST |
Why are people such odious cretins? |
I am out celebrating my 18th birthday @ Launceston's 'finest' ale-houses a few hours ago when some idiot comes up to me and starts yelling at me for not letting him 'have his go on the pool ...
Posted by Clocks on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST |
I find this monologue fantastic. |
We dream of hope, we dream of change, of love, of fire, of death. Then it happens, the dream becomes real and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself li...
Posted by Clocks on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:30:00 PST |
In West Philadelphia, Born and raised! |
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is without a doubt one of the most spectacular pieces of progamming possible. My only gripe with the show is that utter bint who plays Hillary. She needs a fucking slap rou...
Posted by Clocks on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST |
I see the girls walk by in their summer clothes... |
I cannot feel my face.I cannot feel my hair.I cannot see the light.I could not see something else that is not already listed.
So where did we last leave each other? As I can't fucking remember. Got ch...
Posted by Clocks on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST |
The perfect Friday afternoon in September? |
I currently have:
A lovely cool beerA cracking polo shirt onThe best band ever blasting out of the speakers. I refer to, of course, the legends that are Oasis.
I am completely oblivious as to why, but...
Posted by Clocks on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:49:00 PST |
