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Evening Fall

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...that is what I'd really like to be...cuz if I were an Oscar Me

About Me

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."If that doesn't explain everything about me that you need to know, then too bad!!!!

My Interests

I'm easily interested. If I see something shiny on the ground, I'm the type of person to run up and pick it up. I buy clothes by what color they are and how they feel. I walk around stores with my hands out to touch the fabric. I like making stuff, and the arts interest me. I don't consider myself artistic, though others have called me such, so I surround myself with those that I consider artistic. I love to read, I devour books. I love movies, but have an eclectic taste. I like music a lot, but not in the same sense as other people.

I'd like to meet:

The first Queen Elizabeth would be fun to meet, as would Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Galileo, and Caesar. (Forgive any misspelled names, I'm too lazy to look them up right now.)

Jones Soda Is the Devil!!!

Music:

I listen to almost anything. My cousin and I came up with a theory. When people are teenagers and all depressed and annoying they latch onto books, movies, or music. I happened to latch onto books so I'm not as into music as other people. In my own way I am, but I don't take myself all that seriously like some folks. I like music that amuses me along with music that means something to me.

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies. Cheesey 80's horror flicks are the best, but I like all other genres. I'm not too keen on too many romantic comedies, but there are exceptions.

Television:

Cartoons!!!!!!!!! Adult Swim!!!!!!!!!!! I am also horribly addicted to Six Feet Under, Undressed (I wish they'd bring that show back), and game shows.

Books:

As I mentioned, I devour books. Mostly fiction though. Books are my escape. I own a ton of books, and I'm not about to try and type all of them in here. :)

Heroes:

Hmm, Madonna, Joan of Arc, Cindi Lauper. Yeah, I think that about does it. Ohhh, and He-Man.

My Blog

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I GOTS A SONG!!!!!!!!  I feel so cool.  It only took me until today to figure out how the hell to do it.  Yay for Kim!!!  No, please, don't stand up, really, it's ok..  I know...
Posted by Evening Fall on Wed, 31 May 2006 02:36:00 PST

It's not hide the sausage, it's hide the shit.

The brother that ran away is in the hospital.  He's probably been seizing for a while now.  They only did the EEG today when he's been at the hospital since yesterday. 
Posted by Evening Fall on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Has shit ever just lost itself in you?

As most know I had a child.  She's great and wonderful and all that I could ever hope for in a child.  Nevertheless, she causes complications simply by existing.  I don't mind those com...
Posted by Evening Fall on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

random thought

Boredom has gotten me to join a bunch of websites with my cousin, mainly so we can look at pictures of cute girls and such. No one ever sends me anything on any of them, so I'm assuming that I am uni...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heh, I'm the two percent buddy, abnormal to the core.

ARE YOU IN THE 2% OR THE 98% ????? > > > > > > > > At the end of this, you are asked a question. > > > > Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it. ...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmmmm

I can't tell who the bad guy is anymore. Is it me? Is it someone else? Or all we all good, just in our own ways?
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sawah

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here, to the castle beyond the goblin city, to take back the child you have stolen from me. For my will is as strong as yours, a...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its a hurricane!!!!!!!!

Boo on nature. If all my shit blows away to Oz, I better be blown off with it, or Imma be one pissed individual. I know, everyone says, "but your safety is more important" Yeah, but Imma be okey, I'...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm

Before I sign it, it says "cool new people" and it shows a girl and guy, who I guess are new, and somehow reach the criteria of "cool." I wonder.......was I ever cool? I mean, I know I was new, but ...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah

I just thought of something, I should probably clarify, I am Kimeny Kricket, Evening Fall, and Rainbow Brizite. Yep, just to make sure everyone knows who I am. Depending on who I feel like I use tha...
Posted by Evening Fall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST