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About Me

what up my slave name is michael robert patten but you can call me mike or michael i grew up in a hardcore neighborhood filled with jews and blacks... life was rough i now reside in el dorado hills, i am not rich, i use a lot of black tar heroin...its a good habit, im really laid back and like to kick it i dont know what school i want to go to i do know that Notre Dame was overrated a lot of people know who i am its weird i wish i was native american just so i could practically fail high school and still go to whatever college i want i do have a job and it involves a lot of hustling and money laundering...dont aski played football for awhile could be done playing for good nowi go to concerts when i cani think bands who say things like... "WE ARE VAMPIRES"- Aiden "THIS SONG IS FOR THE VAMPIRES IN THE CROWD"- I Am Ghost are the worst and need to not be allowed to make music anymore and if you listen to them..realise they are both gay with each other and make the Same god damn musicim not a good poker playeri do however kick ass at minesweeperwell hit me up on AIM Mikepatten11 peace out-
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My Interests

comedy meeting new people is nice music friends driving around town messing with peoples stuff license testsand so on and so forth

I'd like to meet:

patton oswalt, brian posehn, zach galifianakis, the 1986 chicago bears, robin williams, mike ditka...oh im sorry Coach Ditka, dave attell, jim gaffigan, dave chappelle, and last but not least trey parker and matt stone they are a pair

Music:

i listen to a little bit of this a little bit of thati like emo,indie, screamo that kind of stuff like, AFI (hella emo now used to not be), saosin, the classic crime, hawhtorne heights, funeral for a friend, from first to last, underoath, my chemical romance,but i hella am a big jack johnson and james blunt fanincubus is sometimes tytedragonforce is tytei listen to the cars, van halen, led zeppelin, bowie, queen stuff like that as welland then MOTHAFUCKIN mac dre

Movies:

let me see here oh yes im a movie buff no joke u show me a movie and i remember like every part of it i love it some of the favorites happen to beheavyweights coneheads black hawk down the patriot saving private ryan old school van wilder american pies wedding crashers 40 year old virgin lemony snickets a series of unfortunate events mystery alaska cinderella man mr deeds billy madison happy gilmore oh and scary movies depending on like why they are scary like silence of the lambs and saw 1 and 2 scared the shit out of me but the texas chainsaw massacre made me laugh true story

Television:

whose line is it anyways, comedy central presents, chapelles show, southpark, family guy, futurama, simpsons, premium blend, fairly oddparents, that 70s show, everybody loves raymond, that is it as a matter of fact

Books:

i like to read for sure

Heroes:

mike ditka