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ringosuicide

hi, im ringo

About Me


i am a semi-normal human male. i range from six feet one and a half inches to six feet two inches in hight. i weigh anywere from 230 to 300lbs depending on who's cooking. my normal habitat consists of beds, books, stereos, cd's and dvd's, musical instruments, a computer or two, and lots of fresh water. i co-habitate with joey, a human female approximatly 6 years my junior. my cellphone ring is the theme from "the good, the bad, and the ugly." don't copy it. i do stuff for CKY and the CKY Ã…lliance. i also write, play music, record music, take photographs, occassionaly paint, go to the bathroom, read, read in the bathroom, buy shoes, try to get free shoes, lust for the blood of the innocent, try social revolutions, talk dirty, refuse to buy nike products, read adbusters in the bathroom, devise ways to empathize with others, yell, curse, try my best never to have loose change on me, laugh at any scenester, play armchair psychologist, get tattoos at Marlowe Arts on Main St. in Fairfax VA, live with severe anxiety/panic disorder, like the sound of rain, fucked your moms, emulate the panda, enjoy eastern philosophy, try to find happiness without bothering anyone else, laugh inappropriately, illegally download music and movies, have trouble spelling certain words, give hugs, don't like it when people do that fake cheek kissing hello thing, skateboard and fall and laugh, snowboard and fall and laugh to make sure im not concussed, wear black calvin klien boxer breifs exclusively (im looking for an endorsement here,) say things are "rad" and mean it, critisize, cry, pass wind, use chopsticks when appropriate, sing fairly unwell, twist my head 'roud things, think too much, don't think enough.

My Interests

writing, all styles. music, making it, recording it, listening to it all of it. philosophy (especially eastern). sociological experimentation, culture jamming, evolution of the mind/spirit/soul. tattoos. armchair psychiatry. body modification. individuality. the hidden cool. the meaning of things. the duality of the world and how said duality sprang from the void. going to see movies. shoes. animals. photography (doing it and viewing it.) art and sculpture. writing as art. deconstruction. felling the mighty. smoothies. sunglasses. feeling real love. doing my best. skateboarding still. ignorance and its widespreadedness. the taboo. beauty in all its myriad forms. understanding emotions. snowboarding. mountainbiking. lust. fear. my own brain. your brain. communication. driving fast with loud music. personal change/ refinement. vegetarianism. learning to feel good about accomplishments. self esteem. trees and grass and the blue sky, baby.

I'd like to meet:

buddha (one of them anyhow,) judge judy, charles bukowski (who is dead,) billy idol, jesus (but he'd have to bathe,) the tao, homer simpson, and of course YOU!

Music:

it's most of my life. i could not begin to list bands here...im not into mainstream rock very much, or mainstream anything too much, with a few exceptions. i guess my top ten bands, in no order, would be: black sabbath, bob marley and the wailers, skinny puppy, CKY, older NIN, iron maiden, andres segovia, nina simone, robert johnson, planes mistaken for stars, and explosions in the sky. this is not to say i don't enjoy many many many other groups/bands/people/music. my CD collection is in the low six THOUSANDS...so yeah...music...lots. Also, all my friends and their bands, including myles mayhem, the sadistics (r.i.p.) anything involving andy (the shiite) baromahnd, anything involving dennis hoy, andy K, P.O.W. (r.i.p.), kevin quillen, emanon (r.i.p.) scattered youth (r.i.p?) ah i could go on forever...people impress me all the time. just effing ask me if you wanna know, 'kay?!?!

Movies:

i like em.

Television:

who's line is it anyway. the simpsons...random shit...come on, does it even matter what i watch on tv? come over and see for yourself if you're so damn curious. fucking stalker!

Books:

every charles bukowski book. every william s. burroughs book. celine. baudelaire. sylvia plath. ben marcus. i dunno, tons of stuff, i read constantly.

Heroes:

my father and mother. lao tsu. tony hawk. i guess im not big on heros.

My Blog

the return of the ringo show

the ringo show v.3about an hour and twenty minutes, i have a (hot) co-host, and thees a bit more talking.we now have an [email protected] it wisely....
Posted by ringosuicide on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

pseudo podcasts

yes i've recently decided to eff around with voice and music. weird microphone, strange man, what can i say. music and fun.first one:ringoshow version 0second one:ringosho version 1.0if anyone knows h...
Posted by ringosuicide on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

2006 survey

In 2006, did you... fall in love with someone that was just a friend?:  no. lose any friends?:  no. make any new friends?:  yes. make any new enemies?:  i hope not. develop an...
Posted by ringosuicide on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

a day that goes down in history

today i proposed to joey, my girlfriend of almost three years.she of course said yes, because i am super cool.i never imagined i would find someone i would want to spend the rest of my life with.but i...
Posted by ringosuicide on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

yeah so give thanks.

theres a million things to be thankfull and gratefull for, but i can't really focus on them because every day is greyer and greyer.thats so emo.but fuck it, it's true.
Posted by ringosuicide on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

tagged...ugh

i would like to preface this by saying its non-homosexually gay.So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to...
Posted by ringosuicide on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

generic quiz stolen from joey who stole it from tavis

silly survey thing 1. Initials:ebh2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:my evil twin3. Favorite fruit?pineapple...
Posted by ringosuicide on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST

four years ago today.

it didn't dawn on me till i was told what date to write on my passes for tonight's show...that it actually was the fourth anniversary. i know right now most of you are thinking "get over it...old news...
Posted by ringosuicide on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:14:00 PST

in VA

i will be back in VA for a few days, to see family, talk to m.d.'s and hopefully see some friends. don't make fun of my fat ass, but if yer here, and you read this, which you won't gimmie a ring...cau...
Posted by ringosuicide on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 01:24:00 PST

ain't nobody's hero

i'm looking thru my comments and i see lots of people saying "you're my hero" and praising me a huge amount. without the support of my friends, the Alliance, and CKY, i wouldn't be where i am now, so...
Posted by ringosuicide on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST