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that being said, there's a good chance you were my friend before, because my page was funny and awesome and had a picture of my dog stuck in the litter box and other nifty things.
i love sarcasm, but deep down (or not too deep, really) i am nothing more than a sentimental fool. i'm usually pretty funny, intentionally and otherwise. i don't eat meat...okay, i eat fish. but none of the other critters. i don't really believe in violence, but have a closet full of guns and ammo (go figure). fortunately i'm not the neatest person and it would take me longer to dig 'em out and load 'em than most people who might piss me off enough to want to do that are worth. i think i'm going through a sort of transitional phase right now...it's weird. i have a lot of flaws and while i'm not always proud of them i do try to own them and even embrace them (that is, if i'm not going to work on changing them). i really like beer.
i was going to delete my account because i'm an assclown and cannot resist the temptation that myspace gives me to create and propagate stupid fucking drama. i'm still on the fence about that...if you want to be friends in real life just message me at [email protected]
otherwise, it's whatever...
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this is my cat box, designed to keep my dog from turd burgling.
this is my dog, stuck in my cat box. wanna bet that she got what she was diving for?