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Brian

you get stoned like death in the bible.

About Me

pretty much the manliest piece of man you'll find around these parts. a veritable eruption of testosterone, i epitomize masculinity with my robust tufts of chestal hair, unrivaled brawn and muscular bulge that my clothing just can never quite adequately suppress, righteous facial hair patterns, sexist attitudes/beliefs, and my love for throwdown. shit's real.

My Interests

I play in My America is Watching Tigers Die. You don't need to know what I play, just that I'm awesome.

I'd like to meet:

girls. specifically hot girls for shallow artificial people such as myself. inner beauty doesn't count. to be honest, don't add unless you have a) straight forward photos of you being hot in the company of other hot girls. i don't accept bullshit myspace pics using angles which conceal flab b) sparkly font on your page which implies easiness and an overall lack of intelligence/social aptitude and lastly c) a vagina. i don't need any more dude friends, thanks. this is all pretty serious, because i'm a pretty serious dude.

Music:

The needle's worn the grooves too deep.

Movies:

Samson's shit is blessed, got the whole town on lockdown

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger

Books:

1984, the Great Gatsby, A Seperate Peace, Lord of the Flies, The Dark Tower Series, Everyman, the Duchess of Malfi, the Virgin Suicides, Flowers for Algernon, the Perks of Being A Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, 2001 a Space Odyssey, the Hobbit, Fahrenheit 451, Anthem, La Divina Comedia, Beowulf, RL STINE, the bible.

Heroes:

the obese.