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Eleanor

"Please accept my resignation-I don't care to belong to a club that has people like me as members"

About Me

I think I'll join a club and beat you over the head with it.

My Interests

My daughter kicks ass and takes names...so don't mess with me, homie!

I'd like to meet:

People with some wit and intelligence. Individuals who have these qualities are very rare-Applications are currently being accepted for this position. Please apply within.

Music:

David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles (but ONLY THE WHITE ALBUM...none of this Magical Mystery Tour crap) The Doors, Elton John (old Elton when he was with Bernie, ok?) Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Motley Crue, Tesla (they rock) all grunge and 90's alt rock-the music of my youth! Classic rock, classic dance-DISCO-and classic gangsta' rap! Can I get a helllll yeahhh? Please, let's not forget my love for Micheal....Jackson, that is! I will trade my detachable penis with anyone who has a copy of the music video of the duet with Michael and Eddie Murphy! You know you want my detachable penis. Now give up the damn video!

Movies:

I don't watch movies...but I miss them so....

Television:

90210...and only 90210. This includes the classic BH 90210 and the new spinoff. I haven't seen it yet, since it doesn't premiere until 9/2/08, but I know it will my only other fave...Wait! Another show I liked but stopped watching (the cable company terminated my service...gotta pay the bill!) was Breaking Bad. You have to love a TV show about a teacher who cooks meth.

Books:

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Heroes:

Brenda Walsh. She lost Dylan AND her best friend, but she moved to London anyway and left those motherfuc**rs at the Peach Pit! She will return...stay tuned!

My Blog

Bedtime tricks

Cate has never had a problem going to bed. She has a comfortable routine; dinner, bathtime, an Elmo video and then of course, storytime. She's in her bed by 7:30 and usually sleeps through the night.....
Posted by Eleanor on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

How David Lee Roth and I are connected.

There are only a few degrees of separation between David Lee Roth and myself! Allow me to break it down... David Lee Roth's birthday is November 6th. This is also my mother's birthday. My mother gave&...
Posted by Eleanor on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

1984

Everyone has a particular song or music artist that brings back fond memories of your childhood. Certain songs are nostalgic for us...listening to the lyrics and melodies often brings a slight tear to...
Posted by Eleanor on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:57:00 PST