PATRICK SWAYZE, AND THE PENIS SMASH BALLS

RECENT NEWS THE PENIS SMASH BALLS ARE IN THE STUDIO NOW AND WILL HAVE NEW MUSIC UP SOONMICHAEL JORDAN HAS RETIRED AND NOW SADLY WE ARE A THREE PIECE AND WHOOPI NOW PLAYS THE ORGAN, FUCK YA BITHCESSHORTLY AFTER THE CRITCALLY ACLAIMED FILM "GHOST", PATRICK SWAYZE DECIDED THAT HE WAS TO GAY, AND HAD TO PERSUE A CAREER IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. HE THEN RAN INTO AN OLD BOOTY CALL OF HIS NAMED WHOOPI GOLDBERG. THE TWO FELT THE SAME ABOUT PATRICK AND THEY STARTED PLAYING SWEET MUSICAL MELODIES TOGETHER. WITH HANDSOME, BALLSY PATRICK SWAYZE ON THE MIC, AND WHOOPI THE MAGICAL HANDS BEHIND THE HARP. WHILE ON A TOUR IN THE ALPS, THEY RAN INTO RAMBO HIGH ON A MOUNTAIN IN AN OPIUM DEN, "THE MAN CAN REALLY BEAT THOSE SKINS" SAID A GIGGLEY PATRICK, SO THEY TOOK HIM ON AS A DRUMMER WHILE RECORDING IN CHICAGO, THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN AN ALLEY FOR FUN WHLE A GANG ON NINJAS JUMPED THEM, LUCKILY MICHAEL JORDAN WAS EATING AT A RESTARAUNT AND SAW THIS AND INTERVENED. WHILE FIGHTING RAMBO AND JORDAN LOCKED EYES AND KISSED, CREATING A CHEMISTRY THAT CANT BE MATCHED TODAY. HE JOINED THE BAND PLAYING THE RECORDER AND NOW THEY WILL ROCK YOUR ASS!!!!