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Darling Natalie

I don't roll on Shabbos...

About Me

2006 has been, hands down, the toughest year of my life-if anything it's taught me that all of us possess an inner strength the bounds to which we'll never understand...it's amazing how much pain one person can get used to.My two beautiful sisters are not only my best friends-they are my two favorite people on the planet, I have my B.A. in Philosophy and Pre-law w/ a minor in business, I backpacked through Europe to the following countries: England, France, Italy, Switzerland, Luxemburg, Germany, Amsterdam, I have long dark brown straight hair, I love to shoot pool, I LOVE SHOES, I'm a member of the elite few "Prom Queens, I used to have a dog named beefcake but he passed away, every time we name an animal Morrissey it dies, I would rather regret the decisions I have made than regret the ones I did not make, I don't smoke or use drugs, I am very comfortable with who I am and what I stand for, I'm not scared, I have a great sense of humor, I'm easy-going, I LOVE to read, I'm an avid explorer, I love to be alone, I workout and take good care of my body, I love TEXAS and TEXANS, I'm trying not to wear so much black although it's my favorite color (and it compliments me well), my one crooked tooth remains to be the bane of my existence, I’m a pacifist, I used to have a rock collection (actual rocks) until I hit puberty and realized what I was doing, the smell of chalk and wet dirt makes me randy, I was in gymnastics and yoga, I can do the splits, people always think I am middle eastern, I love garlic, I hate talking on the phone, once I almost drown at the beach, Corina says I have more machismo than any man she's ever met, I used to be a certified lifeguard, my Spanish skills are vastly improving, I love France and the French culture, I have a 67' Camaro, I've walked the mile and I'll do it again, I have AMAZING eyebrows, I can count the people I trust on one hand, my life policy is to be HONEST under any and all circumstances-it just make life easier, I prefer logic to emotion, I like meeting strangers, I over analyze things to oblivion, Cowboys are sexy, I love nerdy guys, I love to sleep under the covers no matter how hot it is, when I was in the first grade I peed my pants while dressed as a penguin, I know exactly who I am and what I stand for, I have a NO TOLERANCE policy in relationships, I sweat a lot consequently I have very healthy skin, I love to text-I am the fastest texter in the west, I have a tendency to show people my muscles (oh dear god...all the time), I sometimes say funny things then I laugh obscenely at how funny I think I am, I used to play the saxophone, I have a great singing voice but to hear it is a true rarity, I am quite fond of red wine, I don't bite my nails, I’m extremely affectionate with those I really like, I LOVE to kiss noses, I am always asked (when I'm with my sisters) if I'm the mom, rolly pollies disgust me, I do kiss on the first date--though that doesn't mean I will, holding someone’s hand (in my mind) is the one of the most intimate of acts, my cousin Erik is going to be famous, my dad has almost accidentally killed me more times than I can count, I've never had a speeding ticket or a cavity, I am a lady therefore I like to be treated like one, I'm addicted to World of Warcraft (but I’m not pressing charges), I love spinach, I get really brown in the sun and super pale in winter, I can hold my own, life is too short to be angry/upset, I love a good Whiskey, it's better to be alone than in bad company, I play a mean game of chess, I am a vegetarian, I love to read and collect philosophy books and books on the judicial system, Dirty jokes are funny when old ladies tell them, Shane & Jolly Ranchers Rule, I like to dance with my mom in the living room to her old 45's, I don't really like candy, a HUGE turn on is a broken nose, I’m a sucker for imperfections that breed character, I have really soft skin because "it puts the lotion on the skin," I like scary movies, I bore easily, I'm an old soul, I'm super mature, I hate cookies, I love the dark, I'm a good friend, I'm the kind of girl it's hard not to love with, I listen and don't just wait for my turn to speak, I'm eclectic, I used to be an exceptionally terrible speller, I ran Varsity cross-country and played Varsity soccer for many years, I'll try just about anything once...

My Interests

Include but aren't limited to: Cute boys, adventures, driving with my feet , meeting new people, dancing, hanging out in Venice, looking for antique & thrift shops, finding new seedy bars, driving aimlessly, looking for love, doing outrageous hair and makeup, looking for strange memento type independent films, feeding the dirty seagulls at the beach or feeding ducks (whichever tickles my fancy), tickling people, going to pet shops and looking at all the animals I cant have, museum browsing, math, logic, and dancing. I can get along with most anyone and can shoot the breeze about nothing for hours. I don't like being lied to or disrespected. I go after what I want. I love hanging out with my little and big sissy’s and making a "Spectacle" of my self, I'm confident with my strengths and not ashamed of my weaknesses…I get bored too easily, I have a short temper (but my buttons are few and hard to find), I am stubborn, and sometimes rash--I think it comes with the Leo territory. I love to DANCE like a madman, make fun of Heather B. Others things…eat cheese and drink wine, go shopping, be fancy, OOOOHHHH and I LOVE CATS

I'd like to meet:

A man who thinks I'm the cat's pajamas'. A photographer to take my picture, a writer to tell my tale, an artist to capture my essence through his brush, an explorer to show me the world, a musician to sing my life, a Casanova to break my heart--so it mends stronger, a comedian to make me laugh, and a Wizard to break the Spell that has been cast upon me... The man who will know which flowers to bring me without having to ask, Pranksters, wanksters, gangsters...someone who will play pool with me! Anyone that makes me laugh, smile, happy...Friends of the friendless, people with excellent hygiene. Good spellers to correct my pageJoaquin Phoenix, Adrian Brody, Sophia Loren, Christian Bale, GODGood people with a dry sense of humor. People who are REAL and full of life, go getters that aren't afraid to live. A man who LOVES to dance and only wears really shinny shoes! Nice guys and nice girls; people that share similar interests. Individuals who are focused and know what they want out of life and refined conversationalists. If you have an open mind and an open heart, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

Music:

Nouvelle Vague, Sinatra, Northern Soul, Rock, old Country,ambient, Jazz, Bosa nova, blues, classic Punk Rock, 80's, & Brit pop, anything that makes me wanna shake my lovely lady lumps...

Movies:

The Jacket, Shop girl, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, City of Lost Children, True Romance, Scarface, Return to OZ,Volver, La Mala educación, todo sobre mi madre, Carne trémula, Ginger Snaps, All the Matrix, What dreams May Come, The Notebook, Pulp fiction, The Big Lebowski, Vanilla Sky, Splendor in the Grass, Evil Dead, Team America (Fuck Yeah!), Clerks, Cinema Paradiso, I'm gonna get you sucka, The Breakfast Club, A Bronx Tale, Resevoir Dogs,The Outsiders, Donnie Darko, half-baked, SuperTroopers, Casino, The Gate, Cry Baby, Everything is Illuminated, Jar Head, Requium for a dream, go, All the Lord Of the Rings, In america, The Dark Crystal, Rebel without a cause, Ghost World, I heart Huckabees, ANYTHING with my boyfriend Jason Schwartzman...too many others to list

Television:

These are my ALL TIME favorites: Boston Legal, Rescue Me, Beauty & the Geek, NIP/TUCK, The Office, Mr. Wong, Ali G, Strangers with Candy, SienField, Law & Order, The Upright Citizens Brigade, My so-called life, Elimidate, King of Queens, the outer limits, Quantum Leap, Arrested Development, Top Model, "Eye spy a lie" hosted by Geral Fitzgibbons, Little People Big World, Sex and the City, Liquid Television, Freak and Geeks, Grudge Match, Girls Behaiving Badly, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Life goes on, Golden Girls, Project Runnway, Tales from the crypt, duck Tales, The channel that tells you what's on the other channels, 60 mins with ba-ba-wa-wa...

Books:

The Little Prince, ANYTHING by: Nietzsche, Kafka, Sartre, Camus; Stranger in a strange land, In cold Blood, The Art of Happiness, Existence in Black, Portrait in Sepia, Lolita, The Four Agreements, The Labyrinth of Solitude, The Years of yes, The Trial, The Divine Unconsciousness, Breakfast of Champions, Boys don't make passes at girls with fat asses, Invisible Monsters (thank you3)...

Heroes:

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love. Kahlil Gibran Andy Lee Gardner- "My dear heart, may your soul find the peace you so fervently sought after." STRONG PEOPLE, Independent Thinkers, especially my Mom and Dad, My super cool sissys...ground shakers, rule breakers, movers/doers/pacifists, Passionate artists, musicians, poets, athletes, writers, climbers...pretty much anyone who (for lack of better words) "keeps it real!" Let us not forget the "shot calla's," like Priscilla Hernandez!"Beauty is no quality in things themselves: it exists merely in the mind which contemplates them” -David Hume

My Blog

El Muerto

This is my latest work...just finished it today.The best interpretation I've had about this piece, I had too share it..."I see someone caught between heaven and hell. I see the wings of a powerful and...
Posted by Darling Natalie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

Goodbye Cowboy

Goodbye Andy.I always loved you.I always will.I know you felt it.I hope you still do....
Posted by Darling Natalie on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Want to kiss passionately?

Then make sure you're properly trainned! ...
Posted by Darling Natalie on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST

The Man of my dreams....

Will love cats......
Posted by Darling Natalie on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

This is what too much liquor and Fergie will do to you...

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Posted by Darling Natalie on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

Role playing?

Sexy Role Play - The funniest videos clips are here...
Posted by Darling Natalie on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

Beautiful Roses live in beautiful vases...

She was a beautiful rose.Her only mistake was being born with too few thorns.How would she protect herself?She couldn't after he met her.He called her petal.She would blush, not realizing that that's ...
Posted by Darling Natalie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

Sometimes...

In all that was, is, and will be you were, are, and will remain to be mine. It doesn't matter anymore. I thought it did, but I was wrong. You were wrong, but you realized that much too late. I know no...
Posted by Darling Natalie on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:21:00 PST

More junk...

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Posted by Darling Natalie on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Pictures

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Posted by Darling Natalie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST