Appear to be everything your not

HURT (Johnny Cash)

[Marital Status] almost
[Shoe size] too personal
[Parents still together] as in glue??
[Siblings] 4500
[Pets] the youngest 3 of the foresaid 4500
FAVORITES
[Color] green
[Number] 4
[Animal] big dumb smart dog
[Drinks] water
[Soda] blah
[Book] Hearts in Atlantis by Steven King
[Flower] rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] nop
[Twirl your hair?] oh yeah
[Have tattoos?] nope
[Have Piercings?] only once
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no way
[Drink/Smoke?] arg
[Like roller coasters?] umm maybe, I use to be scared then I didnt like them...maybe I need to try again
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Waterloo, IA
[Want more piercings?] nope
[Like cleaning?] uh uh
[Write in cursive or print?] both in mike settje scrawl
[Own a web cam?] only to record my own porn...
[Know how to drive?] nope
[Own a cell phone?] yep
[Ever get off the damn computer?] potty mouth
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] oh yeah, with my poppa, dont worry, no abuse
[Considered a life of crime?] I eat chicken daily
[Considered being a hooker?] I am sucker
[Lied to someone?] only my girlfriend who doesnt know I am a hooker
[Been in love?] with Rity
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yeah... only once... It was her fault
[Been in lust?] too many times
[Used someone] prolly...
[Been used?] for sex... I am a freakin hooker
[Been cheated on?] nope
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Only Rity... she has big nuts
[Stolen anything?] not on purpose
[Held a gun] like a villian... I have to protect myself, being a hooker and all
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] nude
[Current mood] &..39;
[Current taste] cooter
[What you currently smell like] soap
[Current hair] bald
[Current thing I ought to be doing] makin money...
[Current cd in stereo] I just wanna make love tonight
[Last book you read] Its the way she makes love
[Last movie you saw] love... lets make it
[Last thing you ate] cooter
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my pappa
[Do drugs?] only to keep my whorishness in check
[Believe there is life on other planets?] only cuz rity... she's outta this world
Remember your first love?] are you stupid...
[Still love him/her?] yeah
[Read the newspaper?] only the obituaries
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] me...
[Believe in miracles?] no
[Do well in school?] yeah
[Wear hats] occasionally
[Hate yourself?] when I hurt people...
[Have an obsession?] hurting people
[Collect anything?] women
[Have a best friend?] yeah... Rity... than matty and glenn
[Close friends?] the lesbos
[Like your handwriting?] wouldnt you just like to know
[Care about looks] sometimes... I think there are certain times to look nice.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Holly Frisbee... what was wrong with me...
[First kiss] Caitlin Wall
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] kinda... potential love at first sight
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe thats tricky
[Are you a tease?] yeah
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] no, but rity is
[sarcastic] a little
[Angel] oh yeah
[Devil] I like to
[Shy] no not at all
[Talkative] too much
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"The artist is never satisfied. Every person is an artist, life is the canvas and the mind is the palette. No one can every truly be satisfied with his or her artwork!" o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................Let's see, I grew up in Waterloo-Cedar Falls Iowa... and I moved to New York... City in Iowa, Redneck USA in New York... Irony, I love it! o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................I have lots of friends cause I am so wicked cool and everyone wants to be around me... or at least they pretend to. Okay so really they sympathize with my social pitfalls and try to be as nice as is humanly possible... o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................I am a firm believer in a person is a person no mattter how small... which explains my girlfriend Charity... shes about the size of half a dozen quarters and a dime stacked on top of eachother. Thumbelina was a giant compared to this woman... o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................anyway, I dont think that I like to have a good time, I like to make a good time... I am a recovering egomaniac. I use to believe that the world existed to make me happy... I have slightly matured since then, but not really. o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................I have done most everything once, except ciggarettes (unless cloves count) and drugs... o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................I have a freakin huge family, there is like 49 of us. okay 9. Im the middle... o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................Its true what the oracle hath said... underwear is a rarity... o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................okay I'm done. o........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................
What Your Underwear Says About You
YOU DONT WEAR UNDERWEAR!
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.