Robocop

Some of you may know me as the meek and mild mannered student struggling to make it through college... but my best kept secret, which is no longer, is that I am a superheroine, fighting crime in the wee hours of the night in order to better society and make it a little easier for you to walk to your car late at night.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now that I'm done with college (finally).. I find myself stuck between a rock and a hard place. I don't know what the future holds for me as a superheroine. It's a very difficult job with very little appreciation. I soon will be working 9 to 5's and I just can't leave in the middle of a meeting to go save someone, but then if I don't go, I'm struck with guilt. I ask you, what's a superheroine to do?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I speed on the highways but not on the streets. I take my tea with cream and sugar. I scream really loud at scarry movies. I'm a walking juke box. I love my dog. I get excited when there's a shoe sale. I cry when my friends cry. I love to work with kids. My favorite flowers are white orchids. I'm small. I like football and horse races and basketball and hockey and I LOVE the CUBBIES!! I'm scarred to gamble at the casino but I love to gamble on sporting events. I make a mean taco dip. I laugh a lot. I've had my heart broken. I like to read. I don't like to tan. I dream big. I like to prove people otherwise. I'm not a morning person. I wear gym shoes with my work clothes. I take my cranberry juice with kettle one. I work out late at night. I'm stubborn. I like dressing up. I love to dress down. I'm sensitive. I take long showers. I like to give hugs. I have a big family. Ice cream is my weakness. I strive for independence and self reliance. I'm a hopeless romantic.