EMERYKRISTEN ALOHILOHI CACHOLA PASOLLegal. Proud owner of a VAGINA. Made in Maui. Residing in SoCal (619,951,858). SD IS WHERE IT'S AT.Not your typical girl. I'm sort of like a gay man trapped in a hot lesbian's body. Ya feel? Just kidding, kinda. I have this strong obsession with art. Be it visual, performing, or culinary. It was pretty much the only thing that interested me throughout my elementary, middle, and high school education. Instead of doing work in class, I would draw stick people having sex in my sketch book. Yes, I know, I have a dirty mind. But you like it, don't lie. It pisses me off when Haoles and Filipinos, or any other fuckin ethnicity, try to act like they're "Part Hawaiian" when their asses & EVERYONE ELSE knows damn well that they're not. That's disrespectful, fuckers. I have a problem WiF PpL wH0 tYpE LyKe tH1s or little 15 year olds who take pictures in their underwear like it's cute. (No, I'm not a hypocrite. Check my pictures, I don't SHOW any of my goodies. Plus, I'm legal.) It makes me want to kick a cat. That reminds me, I don't really get a long with girls. If I'm around too many of them, I start to break out in hives and my hair starts to fall out. Not pretty. That's why most of my friends are guys. They're a lot more fun anyway. As if you didn't already know. I like to laugh at the most inappropriate things. Like when a little kid falls on his face. Or a fat man in speedos. Oh, and porn. Porn makes me laugh. Your face makes me laugh too. You know what, fuck this "about me" bullshit. If you wanna get to know me, then come, let's play and maybe eat some chicken?If you break my heart, I'll fuckin STOMP on yours, got it?Have a great FUCKIN day
