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Danielle

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About Me

OH MY GOD I HAD A BABY (well, Jenna and I both partook in this baby making.. ) check out what we made/bought!!!!!and here is the family portrait:

Why not to shop in Chinatown, Sydney:I rubbed the placenta extract on my dog and it turned into this beautiful beast -
Hey Myspace freaks!
Hell is an Ikea store on a Saturday afternoon - and there are NO ALLEN KEYS so you will NEVER EVER be able to complete that new coffee table you bought...

WOOF!

The above "Mojito" eating his dinner. I'll be certain to post new feeding gifs as they become available :)

And a slideshow of some photos because SLIDESHOWS ARE POWERFULLY AWESOME. Please never underestimate the POWER of a SLIDESHOW as this could result in rather dire consequences and in extreme cases, death...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

FISH!
Click on the fish tank to feed the fishies :-D

Music:


Radiohead, DJ Shadow, Placebo, Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Skinny Puppy, NIN, A Perfect Circle, Portishead, White Zombie, Strapping Young Lad, Aphex Twin, David Bowie, Vanilla Ice, Unkle, Gomez, Elvis Costello, Infected Mushroom

Movies:


Anything by Stanley Kubrick and Quentin Tarantino; Amelie; Life Is Beautiful; The Lion King; Lord Of The Rings; Finding Nemo; Pirates Of The Carribean I II & III; The Little Mermaid (notice I'm weaving Disney films in here?)

Books:


Dante's Inferno; The Island Of The Day Before; Bordolino; The Picture Of Dorian Gray.
I also like the CASA issue "Flight Safety" magazines, the list of fatalaties and pictures of mangled aeroplanes keep me positively reaching towards that goal to gain a pilot license...

My Blog

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Posted by Danielle on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:34:00 PST

DEAR DIARY

Dear Diary,I had a baby.Love DanielleSo kiddies, I clicked the magikal ’BLOG’ buttonand seeing as you have also clicked the ’BLOG’button, you are now (apparently) reading myblo...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST

Pic-a-chuuurs

Rabies and Mentalmen, here are some photos. AND.... SEAGULLS!!!!!! ......
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

Powerfully Awesome

To be Powerfully Awesome, One must abideby the Three Rules as Handeddown through the Ages by He Himself,and yes I refer to the most opulent,magnificent, magnitutinal, latitudi...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:15:00 PST

Alpaca spit...

Hey mofos and people who aren't mofos!Anyway you must congratulate me on my awesome weekend of LEARNING.I passed my GFPT exam which means yes, it's okay to give me complete control of an aircraft unde...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

Arrrr me hearties!

Arrrr me hearties - welcome ye to September 19th, Talk Like A Pirate Day!!I did my part and attempted to gain the Pirateous respect of my colleagues.. out of 200 personnel I managed to have THREE peop...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

Please invest in my future.

Hello perverts and morons (which category do you fit in to?).SO today, folks, I will be dividing this into two seperate groups as outlined above - the Perverts and the Morons. For Morons, please scrol...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:43:00 PST