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Merlin

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About Me

My name is Merlin. I am a mongrel and proud of it! I am nine years old but as you can see from my photos I have kept my youthful good looks. I am a bit of an extrovert and I'm a wild party animal - if you need life at your party I'm your man! Although I have been neutered I am still a man. Dog. Umm.. I'm confused.I'm the friendliest dog in the world!!! and I like everyone except I didn't like the man who came to fix the oven cause he smelled like cheap cologne and cigarettes.

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My Interests

My favourite things to do:
Licking people I don't know Licking my bottom Rolling in smelly things
I like lots of other things too, like eating plastic and people food, playing soccer, ripping up tissues, sleeping in, going for car trips and sitting on people.

I am 44% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Anything new wave... or anything with a banjo

Movies:

Babe Pig In The City!!! I love Babe, cause he's just like a dog, but he's a pig! How funny is THAT! Ten Things I Hate About You Sleepless in Seattle
I'm a real sucker for chix flix!!!!!!!!

Television:

I don't mind what's on telly, as long as you let me sit on your lap and you have to rub my belly or I won't enjoy it as much.

Books:

My favourite books are Mein Kampf and Das Kapital. I like to think of myself as a politically informed and educated pooch. I also enjoy books on the Chinese communist era and books by Chomsky and Orwell.

Heroes:

I have to say Frankie or he'll hurt me.
You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat
You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog?

My Blog

HAPPY APRIL

Happy April everyoneI havent got cancer any more and I had to wear a bucket on my head but I could still lick myself because I am a very dextrous dog (I used to be an Olympic gymnast).It's been a very...
Posted by Merlin on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

Cancer eats your soul away.. or is in a very inconvenient spot!

Hey myspace bloggers / readers of bloggers!!!I have a gross, cancerous MOLE. It's all bulbous and rather disgusting.I'm going into surgery tomorrow morning, I'm not at all nervous because I LOVE THE V...
Posted by Merlin on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

Black cats and mad droughts

I just have to let everyone know, for your own safety, AVOID FRANKIE. He started licking me, which was nice, but then he proceeded to chewing on me, which was not nice.BEWARE THE EVIL BLACK CAT. He wi...
Posted by Merlin on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

Quantum Physics and Santa

Honestly I can't wrap my doggy brain around these crazy ideas and time portals and that cat in a box. Is he alive? Is he dead? It's all very upsetting. What did you guys get for Christmas? I got an a...
Posted by Merlin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

Everyone forgot my birthday and now I'm sad

YES IT'S TRUE... Nobody, nobody, NOBODY remembered it was my birthday last Sunday. I am extremely upset. It wasn't just any old birthday either, it was the big ONE OHHH. I can't type much at the momen...
Posted by Merlin on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:20:00 PST

Crickets = good food

Seriously guyz omg have you tasted those crickets you can buy in the pet store? Totally delicious, nutritious, proteinitious! Why is it they only feed them to the lizard, I want some too :(  ...
Posted by Merlin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

LIMP!

Oh my goodness! Last week I went for a walk. Just an ordinary walk.. till I attempted a FREESTYLE. Now any of you who know me well would definitely know I love to FREESTYLE, and due to me being of can...
Posted by Merlin on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

Bennifer

I went for a walk with Bennifer. He tried to eat me!   Oh goodness it was so scary, all I wanted to do was to pee on the poles and on the mondo grass and on peoples' cars, and he kept biting me! ...
Posted by Merlin on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:30:00 PST

I have fleas : (

Hey Everyone : ) I have a really bad case of the fleas and I would like to take this time to thank FRANKIE for giving me fleas even though he only lives inside and he doesn't ever go outside I think h...
Posted by Merlin on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:50:00 PST

subjetc line cool man I poo n stuff

OH GOD I POOED ON THE MONDO GRASS AND OH GOD IT FELT SO GOOD
Posted by Merlin on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST