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About Me

i smile a lot. im funny an shit, ya kno, always crakin a joke and bein a crazy ass fool as usual, but fa real -im usually PISSED. why? too much for me to xplain and u to undertstand any fuckin way...but mabye not... im a nice grrl, tho its hard to tell from this perspective. i have thoughts, ideas, and original opinions. I GOT NAPPY ASS HAIR! i aint no phony, wannabe something i aint type of grrl {you know what i mean...} if u are, then be gone! *digs thru backpack for "hate-away spray"*wtf is up with all you guys?!?! askin me sum weird shit. u knoe, some guy hit me up talkin bout, "lets practice makin babes together. : )" ew. i dont do this shit for nothin, i do it becuz its addictin in a weird sorta "i-have-nothin-better-to-do-anyway" kinda way, and to GUYS i dont knoe, i dont do this 4 YOU! especially if you dont stay by the bay. wtf is the point! i dont have sleezy pix for u to drool over, so go away. JUST SO YA'LL KNOW: THIS IS A PLACE FOR ME TO CHAT WITH MY WASH HOUSE/SHITTY COLLEGE FAM AND CHICKS FROM THE FUCKIN BAY THAT LIKE GIRLS. oh and bands, i like hearin from bands. SO DONT BE MAD IF I DONT ADD. the bay means: the city, the town, d.c. san jo,half moon { :-) }, the dubs, concord, the mont, marin, etc., etc., and the goddamn pacific ocean! imma add hawaii cuz i got luv 4 ya, and foreign lands so i can learn a lil bout the culture b4 i bounce out; i.e.: japan, sweden, latin america, etc. basically im hatin on ALL OTHER AMERICANS. im sure some of you are too stupid to even read this, but i guess thanx 4 thinkin i look good. cuz i think i do. late.
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Things about you (ramdom)
What's your biggest fear? dyin of thirst
What makes you happy? booze , blunts and sex. oh and sunshine, butterflies and children.
You like....? skatin
Your favorite shampoo? none
Body soap? warm smelly stuff like cinnimon or vanilla
You wish your eyes were....? i wish one was hazel and the other green
Do you smoke? duh
Drink? duh
Are you a clean freak? i wish
Do you cuss alot? fuck yea
What does your hair look like? short and nappy
Do you burn c.d's alot? i used to
What's your favorite night or day? night
What's your favorite time of the day? breaktime
Time of night? midnite
If you smoke what kind do you smoke? bali shag
Benn in love before? yeah
Do you miss anyone right now? :...(
What annoys you? everything and nothing
What's your favorite song? rite now its "i want you to die" by me
What's your favorite line from a song? scratch you off of the list/i cross out your name
Favorite quote (any quote)? sit tha fuck BACK.
Favorite movie? hella favs`
Your favorite quote from a movie? it'll getcha drunk! you'll be fuckin fat girls in no time. ya might even fight a nigga or two!
Whats your favorite brand of clothing? thrift stores have no brands
Favorite brand of shoes? i cant remeber how to spell it
What size shoe do you wear? 7-8
What size pants do you wear? 3-5
Do you paint your finger nails? yea but i have no clue why; it just chips off the first time i wash my hands
What's a shitty movie you've seen lately? anchorman
Coke or pepsi? gross
Love or lust? both
widescreen or full screen? full
Do you get scared easy? of what?
Do you have a brother or sister? plenty. and i know few of them personally
Are your mom and dad still together? no
Bath or shower? bath
Your favorite color? black grey red
What movie star do you think is beautiful (woman)? jessica alba
What movie star do you think is hot (guy)? guys are hot?
Do you like candles? love em
More random things
Perfect gift? weed
Favorite saying? fuck you
What kinda car do you drive? dont drive
What color is your car? n/a
Where do you work? at a theater
How old are you? 22
Do you have any animals? me and my dog
One word to describe you? crazy
How tall are you? 5' 6 1/2"
Do you have a cell phone? yea
Watch alot of t.v? nope
Who is your best friend? candy and jack
Who do you miss right now? my best friends
What's your mom's name? diane anita
What's your dad's name? fat dude that helped create the monster known as me
Brother and sister's name? christopher/edward/kellen/fatima/lukemon
Are you bored? duh
Do you day dream alot? yes
Can you swim? yes
What's your middle name? hillary
Who was the last person to call you? jack
What's your favorite smell in the whole world? vanilla
How many pillows do you sleep with? two
Are you shy? sumtimes
Do you regret anything? kinda but then again whats the point of regrettin shit? the past can never change...
Do you believe in love at first sight? no. i believe "love at first sight" really means "i wanna fuck the shit outta you sumday maybe hopefully"
What's your religion? santeria/voodun/nothing
Are you happy? whats that? jk yes
What's your name? mistress to you
B-day? april 3rd
Finish this
You had me from....... the gate, but you left me there, dummy!
I'll....... always dream of beatin the livin shit outta you one day...
I miss...... my mommy
Your touch....... makes me wonder why im really here bein touched by you
Smell..... wtf?
You're very....... intense
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My Interests

theater (acting/backstage), singing, beer, art, *grapes*, women (espcially naked or at least interested in me...which never happens...), playin pool and poker etc, skating, sex, going out to drink beer/dance/play pool, going to the spa, camping/hiking/bonfires, reading, painting, arguin, being sad, fighting, cookin & eatin, gettin lost, psycology and sociology, my doggy « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N « « N «

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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: overly horny/under-sexed men. ew.
2: earthquakes
3: havin my weapon taken away and used against me.
Three people who make me laugh:
1: tony
2: veronica and leontyne s. ---they are crazy
3: c.dog
Three Things I love:
1: herb
2: chocolate
3: sex
Three Things I hate:
1: not havin the 3 things i love
2: the fake-ass shit we learn in our stupid institutionalized schools at all levels of "education"
3: phony wanna-be-a-gangsta ass lil boys talkin bout "how rich thy iz" and how they "thizz". get a fuckin lyfe, ya bitches!an get out ya momma house
Three things I don't understand:
1: why most grrls hate on each other so much
2: close minded-ness
3: most white people; especially those in power. hope i didnt hurt nobodys feelins
Three things on my desk:
1: i got a desk under all this shit?!?!?!
2: i wasnt aware of that...
3: looks like whatever happened to land on it. lol
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: typin this dumb ass shit
2: snugglin one of the pups in my sweater. {its sleepin on my tittie.haha}
3: thinkin bout makin a quesadilla
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: travel
2: not be broke
3: own a pirate ship
Three things I can do:
1: sing and dance
2: act
3: paint
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: strong
2: thoughtful
3: independent
Three things I can't do:
1: tricks with my skateboard :...(
2: stay organized
3: stay focused on boring ass skool werk
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Music:

tupac, bob marley,the legends/3mg's/g&e all ya'll shi- stuff ('specially eligh. nothin like listenin to eligh while blowin shit up on gta; its a ... nice balance), the doors, seal, bjork, system, luther vandross, the used {just some, not all. too goddamn whiny}, the roots, mac dre, gypsy kings, e-40, misfits, dead prez, sade, the casualties, atmosphere, sex pistols, eyedea, the beatles, manu chau, capleton, etc etc, a buncha other stuff/rock/punk/whatever crap that i dont own or care to know the names of. i love loud crazy music for loud crazy times and slower shit for well you get the point... and i cant forget to add ME, MYSELF AND I; now if i could only figure out who's better--- me, onstage vs. me, in the shower. hmmm... oh yeah! vs. me, drunk with my friends haha!
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75%

Mushrooms

75%

Inhalents

69%

None!

50%

Alcohol

44%

Ecstacy

44%

Cocaine

19%
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Movies:

the little mermaid was the shit when i was little! what kinda FREAK do i look like listin all the shit ive enjoyed over the years! huh? i do like psyco thrillers, movies that make you think, and for some reason, old skool gang shit (like scarface)/ and shit where mu'fuckas get violently "gotten rid of". sue me. i also LOVE gta. all of 'em, even tho it aint a movie it might as well be one. theres nothin like comin home after a bad day and repeatedly blowin shit/mu'fuckas up! dont you agree? 100% life and armor, baby! fuck the police!! go rockstar games!!!
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Name you are most frequently called?: why the hell would i say my real name on here?!?
Nickname you are most frequently called?: missy-miss-mari-tyger
Age you wish you were?: forever 21...imma be 22 soon. :..(
Place you wish you lived?: in the cuts
Can you paint your nails without screwing them up?: when im not in a hurry, which is rare...
Ever had someone mess with you while you were sleeping?: yes. damn near all the time
Ever mess with people when they are sleeping?: yes, but not anymore
Ever have a car accident?: no just fender benders and close-calls
Ever light something on fire by accident?: yup. a dishrag. and some microwaved popcorn. that was funny...
Ever eat moldy food?: bread- but i tear off the moldy parts. sue me, im poor.
Ever actually listen to Telemarketers?: hahaha hell naw. i have fucked with a couple tho
Ever hit someone with a car?: does walkin into a parked car count? if so, i have hit myself.
Ever "whitewashed" anyone?: wtf does that mean?
Ever eaten sand?: probly when i was a baby
Favorites
Candle scent: vanilla and other natural scents
Ink color: black or dark red
Animal: tigers-snakes-spiders-crows-sea dwellers
Chap stick/ lip balm brand: coco care or m.a.c.
Snack food: tortilla chips or french fries.
Swear word: fuck. but bitch i show love to all of em, shit.
Inside Joke: too many to choose just one
Cartoon: aqua teen hunger force and southpark
Shampoo: organic tea tree
Toothpaste: sum all natural shit
Alcoholic Drink: new castle or any other not so cheap beer
Way to get on people's nerves: tell them to shut the fuck up or tell them how stupid they are in a polite yet sarcastic and mean way
Thing to do when you're bored: eat, smoke, go for a walk with my dog
Ice Cream: chocolate chip cookie dough-dulce de leche-half baked by b&j
Which is worse?
Walking on hot coals or Broken glass?: coals...but for sum reason id try that option first.
Singing in the shower or in the car?: shower. better acoustics.
Eating too much or eating too little?: depends.
Getting your tongue stuck to a pole or your head stuck in a bucket?: buckethead. ha!
Glasses or Braces?: glasses. very sexy
Being bald or covered in hair?: bald. wigs aint SO bad...
Eat ants or flies?: ants. theyre smarter and cleaner
Eat a whole Chocolate cake or an entire Large pizza?: ive done both. what could be better
Lose $1200 gambling or lose a winning lottery ticket?: gambling. thats actually MAH money!
Get kicked by a horse or bitten by a horse?: kicked. i might get lucky.
Step in dog poop barefooted or step in dog puke barefooted?: i have a dog. neither would bother me much as long i have hot runnin water
Get no presents for Christmas or none for your birthday.: me not buyin myself nothin?!? puh LEEZE. aint nobody really bought me shit since i was 14.
Be deaf or blind?: blind. id much rather be deaf {knocks on wood}
Br stranded in the middle of the ocean or the middle of the desert?: do i get an island? or an oasis?
This or that?
McDonald's or Burger King?: bleh. both them shits nasty
Stairs or Elevator?: stairs
Plane or Train?: train
Sun or Moon?: moon
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Television:

southpark, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, dave chappelle ( fuck you for quittin! ), drawn together, hmmm... i basically enjoy comedy central and cartoon network. plus, i also dont have cable. or a tv. and when tv is accessible i just cant watch it. i FUCKIN HATE FUCKIN COMMERCIALS. brain dead ass society we live in; cant just watch somethin without bein bombarded by ads tellin us " you really need this shit REALLY BAD. you just dont know it yet so let us just tell you A MILLION FUCKIN TIMES. oh, what was that? you dont want to buy this shit? okay! then watch this dumb ass, wanna-be reality show, because you just hafta hear what becky said to kevin..." see, this is part of the reason im always kinda mad...

Books:

carlos castenada (damn is that shit real or what? i cant figure it out),sister carrie, the princessa, memoirs of a geisha, girl with the pearl earring and virgin blue, like water for chocolate, sula, lullaby & haunted {super crazy, in your fuckin face, dark side of peoples lives-type writing. not for the weak-tummied. woohoo!} the alienist & the angel of darkness {crazy murderers and ! by caleb carr, bitches.}, jane erye/villette/anything by the bronte sisters, jane austins works, the oedipus cycle, and more later...»-(¯`v´&am p;#175;)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´&# 175;)-«

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...hot showers...

they always bring out the best in me; of course, then im fucked if i cant remember the goddamn words...like a knife in the darkthief in the nitei never want to see you again and to think that you were...
Posted by tyger on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

have some candy, little boy or cold & fucked up or skeletons im not sure yet...

here; this isnt finished, even though ive been workin on it since march 18th 2005, but i wanted to share it anyways 'cause its a good song that only, uh, three people {not including me} will really g...
Posted by tyger on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

giggin' be dangerous! queers go the hardest...

goddamn, grrls are fuckin violent on the dance floor! oo-wee! i have friggin bruises for cryin out loud, BRUISES! and fone ..'s, so i guess i cant hate...grrl it is dark and smokeydoes your mommy know...
Posted by tyger on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

to my reflection {{olde school classic 2000/2001?}}

clear your mind and prepare to be a little confused by the following lines that no one will understand but me unless i broke it down in a tutorial for you. that being said, this is for you and me, an...
Posted by tyger on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST

faerys and ogres

i had some of the most interesting characters interacting with eachother in a dream recently. does it matter? not really. but imma write something about them, a tribute and declaration of confused lo...
Posted by tyger on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

my sentiments exactly...

oh, uncle shelby! your poetry rocks so hard! readin you three afternoons a week, i cant tell if you bring even more of the quiet, bookwormy kid outta me or if you're sympathizing with the depressed, d...
Posted by tyger on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

dirty habits

my, but im heartbroken!stupid brain! i cant tell one day from the next no moreforcin memories to pay like a sickeningly happy slide showsick, she makes me! happy girl... i see her with my eyes in...
Posted by tyger on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

strange things/spider missin digits

...out of the shadows i stalkinto the warmth of your lightblinded by need i come nearerand in my haste i fall under the spell of your eyesunintentionally, you're addicteda willing fly in my webflailin...
Posted by tyger on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

:+(

uh, yeah. hea/rt
Posted by tyger on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

i want you to die

the time comes for all things to end &nb sp;to quietly fade away &...
Posted by tyger on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST