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JP

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Let me tell you something about myself, i used to be an Irish adulteress and a Japanese samurai my purpose in this earth is to gather everyone to simultaneously fart to the tune of "Mad World".

My Interests

Poetry, Coffee, Tea, Photography,

I'd like to meet:

{People who can deifne what an amphora is and knows when a diatribe comes out of my mouth

Music:

Tori Amos, Sophie B Hawkins, Musicals, JT, Darren Hayes, Josh Groban,

Movies:

Dead Poets' Society, LOTR,

Books:

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber, Abarat and Sacrament by CLive-y Barker, Exquisite Corpse, Anne Rice, La Cucina, Virtual Zen, Griffin & Sabine Trilogy

My Blog

OZ World.. looking for beecher!!!

<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/realm/trasker/quiz/ozquiz.htm l"><img src="http://www.magma.ca/~klaman/kelleranswer.jpg" alt="I am Chris Keller" border=0></a><br><a href="h...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is your best sexual skill?

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemale Sexuality: StraightGayBisexual Flirting Skill Level - 64% Kissing Skill Level - 80% ...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Catch

Sometimes all you need is the assurance that you would have someone to catch your fall... However, what if that someone whom you have entrusted your heart and soul turned out to be someone who can't? ...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Can't Make You Love Me

Turn down the lights turn down the bed turn down these voices inside my head lay down with me tell me no lies just hold me close don't patronize don't patronize me I can't make you love me ...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When all you need is an hour's sleep

I shuttled from one city to another yesternight. I had dinner at Masas with collegues and went back down south to go to a friends party...I had a call form a friend whom im very fond of so i decided t...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Onagivendaywheneveryoneelseisgettinglaid....

OK..Ok..i may be the last available person who;s cherry hasnt been popped yet...i might be compelled to one of these days just blatantly put a personal ad somewhere...saturdays are the bitchiest days....
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aaaaaahhhhh! rainy days and wednesday

typhoon whoever is boisterously shouting with glee outside wee!wee! wee! inside im contemplating whether to buy the acupuncture suki/saki shoes or the steve madden...in times like these i need to grab...
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in my parallel universe

droning... monday..... chips.... my minds atrophied i cant seem to function like a normal human being.. i miss the beach i miss the waves
Posted by JP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST