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Children trust me, mothers adore me, and fathers will shoot me on sight. I am an optimistic pessimist. I even jest lackadaisically. Given enough time, up to 3 minutes on a slow day, I can convince you that I am badass. Really.
I've just wasted a minute of your precious life. Don't you feel great?
As if the luster of its native depth
is not profound enough to satisfy,
it flings itself from this elusive grasp
to seek the silvered sky, embrace the light;
to sail, to fly, to find a moment free
of any clinging shard of earth or sea...