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Just One Smooth Hero

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About Me

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How much are you worth? Hi There. I'm Josh. A pleasure, I'm sure. I write, I draw, I photograph, and I create. I love playing around and hanging out. Leave me a message, we'll talk sometime.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: March 28th, 1986. Good year.
Birthplace: Michighan
Current Location: Mercy college dorms
Eye Color: brownish
Hair Color: darkish
Height: 6'2'...ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed. What does God do with it?
Your Heritage: Um, I'm American. Don't need to know where I'm from to know where I'm going.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Socks. and it was good.
Your Weakness: cheese or choclate. or both.
Your Fears: Um...being alone, becoming an easily controlled citizen, wrote them down in a blog somewhere...
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, peppers, chicken, tomatoes, and no onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: read alot, get in shape, learn how to do stuff, write more, not go completly insane
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What? where am I? Is this a dream?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair. I could wake up with the worst case of morning hair and I still love it.
Your Bedtime: somewhere between 11 and 4
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with my Dad. I should have enjoyed it more.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. "a meal fit for a king, not a clown." classic.
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirly!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee bad. Tea good.
Do you Smoke: Only when set on fire.
Do you Swear: I love swearing. It's like there's an orgy in my mouth and everyone's invited.
Do you Sing: goodly
Do you Shower Daily: Of course.
Have you Been in Love: All the time.
Do you want to go to College: Already here. Love it!
Do you want to get Married: Ask me in twenty years.
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck Yes! I am Awesome!
Do you get Motion Sickness: While walking.
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck Yes Again! I am a sexy bitch!
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, but I care more about a healthy mind than a healthy body. And Chocolate is very important.
Do you get along with your Parents: Only my father.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm not in them.
Do you play an Instrument: Is mayonaise an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh heavens yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Strangly no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Um...the stage of life count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, only because I can't swim.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Might have stolen someone's heart. Trying to give it back.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: Not, completly, just picked on.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Being eaten by an angry mob of fat people. None 'o that 'die in your sleep' bullshit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A creator of incredible stories
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan would be nice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: The dark ones, the kind you can fall in to if you're not too careful.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark as well
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Don't really care
Weight: As long as it's not morbidly obese
Best Clothing Style: i have such a thing for t-shirts and sneakers
Number of Drugs I have taken: Wait, what? Me or her?
Number of CDs I own: Um, ok, I don't know, quite a few...
Number of Piercings: Doesn't matter, it's your body
Number of Tattoos: Ditto
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not finding me sooner...
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You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
.. You scored as Loner.

Loner


100%

Geek


50%

Drama nerd


44%

Punk/Rebel


44%

Goth


38%

Stoner


25%

Ghetto gangsta


19%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


13%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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What is Your Outlaw Star Personality Disorder?
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Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing
zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora
Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently,
you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you
are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy
model girlfriend is a zombie.
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What Metal Gear Solid Character Are You?
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.. You scored as Spider-Man. Bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed forever from a geeky high school student into New York's greatest hero. Though he enjoys the thrill of being a superhero, Peter struggles with the burden of leading a double life. Someday, he hopes to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane Watson. For now, he just wants to pay his bills and get through college alive.

Spider-Man


100%

Mr. Fantastic


90%

The Human Torch


85%

The Invisible Girl


85%

Blade


80%

The Punisher


75%

Elektra


75%

The Hulk


65%

Wolverine


65%

Daredevil


60%

The Thing


55%

Cyclops


45%

Storm


25%
Which Marvel Super Hero Are You?
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.. You scored as Venom. You are Venom, AKA Eddie Brock, ex-reporter who was fired after Spiderman revealed his report to be fake. He was found by the Venom symbiote after it had abandoned Spiderman and they joined together to hunt down ant take reveng eon spidey.

Venom


95%

Mysterio


80%

Green Goblin


70%

Kingpin


70%

Electro


65%

Doctor Octopus


50%

Vulture


40%
What Spiderman vilain are you?
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What's Your Cowboy Bebop Song?
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


100%

Neo, the "One"


96%

The Amazing Spider-Man


83%

Lara Croft


79%

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

Indiana Jones


71%

The Terminator


67%

Captain Jack Sparrow


63%

El Zorro


63%

Maximus


54%

William Wallace


33%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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What Cowboy Bebop Crew Member Are You?
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What Kind of Comic are You?

Graphic Novel
You are GRAPHIC NOVELS! You are mature and enigmatic. You are perhaps a bit of a loner as well. There's also no hiding your intelligence, but sometimes people are too quick to judge you and miss out on all you have to offer. Stick to what you know, don't be afraid to experiment and be true to yourself, and you will go far.
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My Interests

I like to just sit around and think, I enjoy a good story, such works written by Dostoyevsky, Nietzsche or the masterful Alan Moore. I draw, write and sculpt. I use music to magnify a certain mood and give me a clear picture of what I want to accomplish. I'm a videogame addict and a recovering tv addict. If you think videogames and anime are just silly adventures for children and nerds, then you haven't thought obstensivly about their impacts on art and literature.I'm a HUGE Spiderman fan.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks they're better than me. And my new favorite band:

Music:

hybrid, rob dougan, daft punk, the prodigy, chemical brothers, slipknot, buckethead, slayer, ramstein, marylin manson, my chemical romance, the killers, bodyjar, heart, the cure, the bravery, garbage, rolling stones, franz ferdinand, sting, david bowie, the rasmus, gorillaz, blink182, the seatbelts, him, voltaire, bauhaus, this ascention, sioxse and the banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Danny Elfmen, Kronos Quartet, Paul Oakenfold, portishead, greenday, pink, Gnarl's Barkley, AC/DC, Under the Influece of Giants, Tricky, massive attack, hooverphonic, sneakerpimps, diana krall, eighties's synth, good japanese synth, music from animes/videogames/movies/tv shows, game re-mixes,soundtracks-garden state, a knight's tale, spider-man, matrix, matrix reloaded, tomb raider, shrek 2, josey & the pussycats, 28 days later, resident evil, Yeah! Sisters of Mercy rock!

Movies:

Star Wars, Spider-man 1&2, Batman, Batman returns, Batman Begins, Matrix, Monkeybone, Top Secret, Hellboy, 28 Days Later, Grosse Point Blank, Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil, Endless Waltz, Pieces of April, Sin City, Donny Darko, Kill Bill vol. 1&2, the Guyver, Shawn of the Dead, Goldeneye, Blue sub 6, Garden State, Nightmare before Cristmas, Fantastic Four, Royal Tanembaums, Life Aquatic, Zoolander, Mars Attacks, Requiem for a dream, Butterfly Effect, lucky number sleven,

Television:

I grew up on television but now I try to stay away from it because it kills my time and creative juices ;) These are all the tv shows I used to watch and catch every so often: Batman-animated series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, South Park, Cowboy Bebop, Harvey Birdman: atorney at law, Sealab 2021, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Spider-man, Outlaw Star, Mystery Science Theater 3000, channel 7 news at 6 in the morning, Digimon, Slave to the Metal, Unscrewed w/ Martin Sargent, Fooly Cooly, KND, Mad TV, The Soup, Pete & Pete, trigun, sci-fi channel marathons, Invader Zim, 24, Venture Brothers, Firefly Nerotically Yours,

Books:

The Brothers' Karamozov, Crime and Punishment, Notes from the Underground, Brave New World, Understanding Comics, Breakfast of Champions, Castle of Otranto, Macbeth, The Dark Knight Returns, The Watchmen, The Selfish Gene, terminal city, Atlas Shrugged, Anything by nietzsche,

Heroes:

Spiderman-"with great power comes great responsibility." Batman-"This is an operating table and I'm the surgen." Roschach-"Never despair, never surrender. There is good and there is evil and evil must be punished. Even in the face of armeggedon, I shall not compromise in this."

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