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C H R I S

Ball Pits: all the fun of a pool without the sanitizing effect of chlorine...

About Me

Life's a bitch and im lovin every minute of it...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you have something to say I definitely want to hear it

Music:

A little bit of everything... Classic Rock, Rap, you name it

Movies:

Ones that make me laugh

Television:

Family Guy is hilarious... "Wow, I'm luckier than the entire state of Rhode Island"... "Alright; heads we name the state Rhode Island, tails we name it Kakapoopoopeepeeshire..." "...sex ruins everything Lois, it turns straight people gay, it turns gay people mexican, everyone goes down a notch..."

Books:

I will read any book that will hold my attention from start to finish.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris... The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.

My Blog

Probation duration

I just found out that i will not be smokin or drinking for the next year, and im ready to kill myself. It doesnt even bother me that i cant smoke, but no freakin alcohol! That is completely absurd, Im...
Posted by C H R I S on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:04:00 PST