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About Me

im not really anything special. i dont know what to say about me really... but if u like me thats cool, whatever...im just me and i cant help it :P hate me or love me.......................................................... .ok, so about me...let's see..well i live in fleet. the three things i love the most in life are dance, LOUD music, and fast cars!! i also love the beach, shopping, guys, hanging out with friends, talking on the phone, meeting new people, giving hugs, getting hugs...im definitely a hug person lol...i also love love. i like being in love, its fun..but love can also suck serious ass sometimes. especially when you love someone and they dont love you back :'(......my favorite colors are black, white and blue (hence the eye makeup!)..one other thing you should also know about me is that i have a serious addiction to normal and diet coke. i ALWAYS have a bottle of it on me. the huge amounts of caffeine i ingest on a daily basis will probably kill me one day but oh well lol. i would seriously die without my fooood!! i love it soooo much! hmm what else...i also think tattoos are friggin SHEXY!!! uh that's all i can think of to describe myself. if you have any ?s just ask! ;)
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Sexually Stunning
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Random Facts...
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
- Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
- A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)
- Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)
- Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

My Interests

Interests
- Playing Guitar
- Singing
- Dancing
- Cheerleading
- Surfing
- Wakeboarding
- Blading

I'd like to meet:

I Want To Meet
- Bam Margera
- Luke "The Dingo" Trembath
- Emily Copeland-Durham
- John Cena (again)
- Channing Tatum
- Jenna Dewan

*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:

Basics:
Name: Amber
Date of Birth: 05/07/1990
Birthplace: Aldershot
Current Location: Fleet
Eye Color: Green/brown
Hair Color: Blonde/Brown
Height: 5'6"
Heritage: Italian, and english
Piercings: 1 in each ear, bellybutton
Tattoos: none :'(
Favourite:
Band/Singer: A7X - matt shadows
Song: A7X chapter 4
Movie: step up or a walk 2 remember
Disney Movie: beauty and the beast ^_^
TV show: prison break
Color: black/blue/white
Food: ANYTHING!!! o wait...KFC!
Pizza topping: cheeeeeeese...and pepperoni...and meatballs...and sweetcorn
Ice-Cream Flavor: tiramisu
Drink (alcoholic): malibu
Soda: coke
Store: river island
Clothing Brand: don't really have a favourite...just wear woteva i like the look of
Shoe Brand: adio/vans/harley
Season: summer
Month: july :P
Holiday/Festival: christmas
Flower: white rose...or a black one...but no one's ever found me a black one :(
Make-Up Item: blue eyeliner
Board game: cluedo :P
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: BOTH!!!
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: pass my AS's
Most missed memory: if i knew what the memory was, i wouldnt miss it...dumb ass
Best physical feature: i dunno
First thought waking up: meeeeeeeh!!!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: yes please...
Preferred type of plastic surgery: how would i know?! i havent had any...wot are u implying?!?!
Sesame street alter ego: elmo :P
Fairytale alter ego: tinkerbell
Most stupid remark: i dont really make stupid remarks...but in philosophy i did basically say tht a pen was just an imperfect rose :S yeah go me!
Worst crime: indecent exposure :P
Greatest ambition: to be a dancer and then own my own dance school
Greatest fear: spiders
Darkest secret: if i told you then it wouldnt be a secret anymore would it...
Favorite subject: law
Strangest received gift: i got diet pills once...think they were trying 2 tell me summin
Worst habit: biting my nails when im nervous
Do You:
Smoke: not rly...only like very rarely at parties
Drink: yeh...but only really at parties
Curse: fuck no!
Shower daily: indeed
Like thunderstorms: yup :D
Dance in the rain: yeh
Sing: yep
Play an instrument: uh huh...guitar and bass
Get along with your parents: sometimes
Wish on stars: i used 2...but they never came true...so i gave up :(
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Can You:
Drive: not yet
Sew: kinda
Cook: yes!
Speak another language: meh...a lil
Dance: indeedydoos!
Sing: yup
Touch your nose with your tongue: no :( i feel like a social recluse coz most of my m8s can :(
Whistle: again...social recluse
Curl your tongue: once more...social recluse
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yup
Been Stoned/High: yup
Eaten Sushi: yup
Been in Love: yeh
Skipped school: yup
Made prank calls: haha yeh :P
Sent someone a love letter: ermm...i wouldnt really call it a love letter...
Stolen something: once
Cried yourself to sleep: yup
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? arrogance
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? anytime between 12 and 4
Name three things you can't live without: my phone, the computer, friends :)
What is the color of your room? lilac
Do you have any siblings? 1 big sis (michaela) and 1 lil sis (portia)
Do you have any pets? my lil cute fluffy white afro dog!!!
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? depends...wot do i get 2 kill them with...?
What is you middle name? dont have one
What are you nicknames? bam, bambi, bambino, ambi, ber, ambs, bumblebee, amberley, bumbum (thx fe), hey you, oi, that one
Are you for or against gay marriage? i have nothing against it
What are your thoughts ..ion? ermm...again i have nothing against it
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes...yes i do...whether they know it is another story lol
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? being run over by a rhino...on a motorway...in the middle of a parade...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? like 5487589358767585
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yup
What is the last law you’ve broken? drinking underage...
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: i dont really mind...
Eye color: im a complete sucker for blue eyes lol
Height taller than me 6'0" + is gd
Weight dont mind
Most important physical feature: i like big arms coz they feel the best wen ur being hugged :)
Biggest turn-off arrogance
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Music:

Favourite Bands
- +44
- The Almost
- Alter Bridge
- American Hi-Fi
- Ashlee Simpson
- Audioslave
- The Audition
- Autopilot Off
- Avenged Sevenfold
- Avril Lavigne
- Black Label Society
- Black Stone Cherry
- Blindside
- Blink 182
- Bowling 4 Soup
- The Cardigans
- Chris Brown
- Ciara
- D4L
- Dashboard Confessional
- Deftones
- Dr. Dre
- Earshot
- Evanescence
- Fat Joe
- Filter
- Foo Fighters
- Godsmack
- Good Charlotte
- Gym Class Heroes
- Hadouken!
- Hellogoodbye
- Hole
- Incubus
- Jane's Addiction
- Jay Z
- Jimmy Eat World
- Joe Budden
- John Cena
- Jurassic 5
- Justin Timberlake
- Kasabian
- Killswitch Engage
- Kings of Leon
- Lacuna Coil
- Less Than Jake
- Lil Jon
- Limp Bizkit
- Linkin Park
- LL Cool J
- Lostprophets
- Ludacris
- Lupe Fiasco
- Madina Lake
- Millencolin
- Mudvayne
- Muse
- Nelly
- Nickelback
- NIN
- Nirvana
- No Doubt
- Non Point
- Offspring
- Orgy
- P. Diddy
- Papa Roach
- Petey Pablo
- Pink
- POD
- Q-Tip
- R Kelly
- Rihanna
- Rise Against
- Rob Dougan
- Rob Zombie
- Saliva
- Sean Paul
- Shakira
- Smile Empty Soul
- Snoop Dogg
- Soil
- Staind
- Stone Sour
- Sugar Cult
- Sum 41
- SOAD
- T-Pain
- T.I.
- Taking Back Sunday
- Thrice
- Timbaland
- Weezer
- Wheatus
- Yellowcard
- Yung Joc

Movies:

Favourite Movies
- Step Up
- A Walk To Remember
- The Notebook
- Save The Last Dance
- Urban Legends
- American Pie
- Punisher
- Psycho
- The Shining
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- House of Wax

Television:

TV
- Family Guy
- American Dad
- Simpsons
- Never Mind The Buzzcocks
- 8 Out Of 10 Cats
- Prison Break
- Graham Norton Show
- Next
- My Own

Books:


Greed: High
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: High
Sloth: High
Envy: Medium
Lust: Very High
Pride: Medium
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Heroes:

Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain, my mum, dad n my big sis lol n evry1 that iv tlkd 2 bout my problems :) love u all loads mateys!!! ^_^

My Blog

top friends

Well each one of my top mates means something to me :) I would ring you all and tell u exactly wot i thought about you...but that could take me DAYS!!! So yeah here u are: Rob - the coolest cuz i coul...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

quiz thing...plz fill it in :)

quizzy thing. BASICALLY you have to fill this in about me and you. jus copy the quiz into a reply and fill it in :) i jus wanna see what u think of me!!   1. Have we kissed?:2. Do you want to?: ...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

reverting

well it seems of late I am leaving the whole goth/rock metaller scene and goin bak 2 my surfer/skate roots. i don't know why. i think its because since iv started being wot i am at this moment in time...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

the most pointless subjects in the world by me n matt

  1. RE - only good if u want 2 be a priest...which we dont 2. media - watch t.v., a few films, read a paper, wow here's ur degree 3.maths - thats wat machines r for 4. ENGLISH SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

subcultures of the british teenage population

Scallies, and their offspring... The Scally: Originating in Liverpool, the overflow of this group has been tremendous. They don't speak proper English and prefer to use syllable sounds like 'ay' inste...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:23:00 PST

things u nvr knew about ur spleen

The spleen is a giant organ in your body. The spleen is much more than a worthless part of your lymphatic system. When properly cared for and coddled, a spleen can lead to a more fulfilling, and oft...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

stupid emails!!!!!

I came home and someone forwarded me this email: ---------- Forwarded message ----------WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BADWILL HAPPEN ..... MY NAME IS TEDDY...I AM 7 YEARS...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:52:00 PST

quizzzzz thing...fill it in 4 me :).....gomo's included

yeh like.....fill this in 4 me ppl....i spose gomo's can as well :P hehe luv u rly dan yeh jus like....leave it as a comment....but filled in of course WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I committed suicide: I sai...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST

Ramby's Random Rants - Parties

PARTIES I really like parties Especially Fe's They're great So's she but this isn't about Fe It's about parties I mean, who doesn't like parties? I don't hear anything Therefore everyone likes them I ...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Ramby's Random Rants - Comfort Food

COMFORT FOOD im quite depressed at the moment need comfort food any1 got any ideas of a lot of food i could eat in 1 go? preferably chocolate or crisps or anything bad 4 u already eaten a snickers, da...
Posted by ♥ Please don't squeeze the [[BAM]] on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PST