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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mrs Jenny Munro
Birthday: 29th November '85
Birthplace: Rutherglen Maternity (RIP)
Current Location: Glasgow southside (the finest side)
Eye Color: Bleu
Hair Color: Marron
Height: About 5 foot 9, now.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Donegal tinks.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black leather Mary Janes from Clarks.
Your Weakness: Richmond Menthols, cooking far too many tarts, and eating them.
Your Fears: Coming face to face with a bottom feeder. Oh no.
Your Perfect Pizza: Not that Britain's Got Talent one anyway. The taste of failure.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into a swimsuit, still making and eating as many pies as possible.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh, it's awful early. Go and put an eggy on.
Your Best Physical Feature: Bosom. Well, we all need one good thing.
Your Bedtime: 6:45pm.
Your Most Missed Memory: A full bottle of Boudoir, the Betty Blue soundtrack, lots of love and my terrible cooking, summer '07.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. I have been forced down the Zero route.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Do.
Single or Group Dates: Single. Group? What is this, Sweet Valley High? No thanks.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sorry?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh dear, neither. Both give me bad jitters.
Do you Smoke: Far too much.
Do you Swear: Not as much.
Do you Sing: Plenty, unfortunately for the neighbs.
Do you Shower Daily: Bath is better.
Have you Been in Love: I am.
Do you want to go to College: I am currently a student of the Glasgopw School of Art.
Do you want to get Married: I am married. Mrs Conleone.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Nessie and we're pretty similar creatures, so yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally.
Do you think you are Attractive: I could most definitely be better but it's an awful lot of hard graft.
Are you a Health Freak: Now, where would anyone get that idea?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much so.
Do you play an Instrument: I trried the guitar once but gave it up for a life of snaffling Euro Connection pizzas at Cafe la Padella.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Paracetamol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If they still call them dates after a year or so, then yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: St Enoch, only last night!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I can't go sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: At the Pop League, until the man told us all to relieve said stage of our presence.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some chocolate out of my mum's biscuit tin. I was ravenous.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Only by the grabby mitts of Wigma.
Ever Shoplifted: A bumbag, once. That's a fannypack, in American.
How do you want to Die: Happy, old, lookin' good, having worked hard my whole life and bought at least one Comptoir des Cottoniers frock.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The owner of one of the aforementioned frocks...oh, I don't know. An illustrator, a writer, a honest wage-maker.
What country would you most like to Visit: France (again) but more countryside this time.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark. Swarthiness a must.
Short or Long Hair: Short. Not a fan of these Guardian reading child long do's.
Height: taller than me. Not too many of that sort in Glasgow.
Weight: Not one of those daft wee skelves but not the 3 tonne dad either, sorry.
Best Clothing Style: That guy who wears the reflective jacket and miniskirt in town.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few.
Number of CDs I own: A few more.
Number of Piercings: Ears.
Number of Tattoos: Zero, thanks.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ten million, but the morra's another day.
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