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Sam

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About Me

Variously; happy, sad, hungry, thirsty, sleepy, grumpy, fractious, jazzy, funny, not so funny, idiotic, spinny, sober, drunk, fuckoed, relaxed, tense, stressed, and chilled out again, frustrated, angry, sulky, euphoric, embarrisingly over confident, crushingly shy, just charming, rude, nice, slightly selfish, speedy, dancy, studious, intense, underwhelmingly nervous, talkative, tongue tied, bored, interested, interesting, boring, exciting, well judged, ill-considered, sarcstic, extreamly difficult to please, over critical, prententious, early (actually I'm always early), delicious, bitter, restrained, off-the-leash, stoical, patient, truthful, hyperbolic, metaphoric, literal, attention seeking, self centered, posh, slummy, chocolate, biscuit based, innocent, guilty, washed, dirty, smelly (nice smelly and bad smelly), sweaty, smoked, cheesy, original, rich, poor, fast, slow, intraspective, extra-spective, philosophical, primary, secondry, terchary, violent (well no not violent), personal, impersonal, outrageous, not particularly outrageous, flakey, elusive, ever present, omnipotent, powerless, choked, greatful, ungreatful, chewy, soupy, sloppy, passionate, a little dispondent, flashy, subtle, dellusional, dissident, harmonic, solitary, jolly, lost, well adjusted, unhinged, a fantasist, a pragmatist, an illusionist of the macarbre, shaven, bearded, mustachioed, clothed, naked, inbetween, smart, scruffy, exotic, mundane, messy, tidy, procrastinatory, imediate, a poor speller, a poor artist, a poor mathmatian, a thinker, a doer, a sit-arounder, fun, annoying, asleep, awake, caught in the middle, happy and sad.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : High
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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My Interests

www.paihnews.wordpress.com www.abolicaoglasgow.co.uk www.ubu.com www.limmy.com www.forcedentertainment.com www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artaud www.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany www.hiddenglasgow.com www.flickr.com/photos/dcwooten/sets www.dlisted.com www.optimo.co.uk www.instal.org.uk www.thearches.co.uk www.auroranova.org www.tramway.org www.gft.org.uk www.warprecords.com www.kompakt-net.com www.americanapparel.net www.levi.com www.fredperry.com TRUELY THE MOST UPSETTING WEBSITE EVER; http://www.manboobs.co.uk/latest.php www.beedogs.com ..

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Mark E. Smith + Electro dirge + Drag Queens =!!!, Alex Under, Alex Smoke, AFX/Aphex Twin, Autechre, Bjork, Boards of Canada, Breaks, Brian Eno, Cat Power, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Chris Clark, Charlotte Gainsberg, Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip, The Dead Texan, Delia and Gavin, D.F.A. Label, Dr. Octagon, Fairmont, The Fall, Frog Pocket, Fujiya and Miyagi, Giorgio Morodar, Glacidtek, Hot Chip, The Horrorist, Isolee. Ivor Cutler, Junior Boys, James Holden, Marc Houle, John Adams, Jarvis Cocker and his various projects, Josh Wink, Justin Robertson, Kate Bush, Kelley Polar, King Creosote, Kompact, Kraftwerk, The Kronos Quartet, L.C.D. Soundsystem, Lawrence, Lindstom, Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra, LFO, Luke Vibert, Matthew Dear, Max Richter, Marianne Faithful, Nathan Fake, Noze, Optimo, Pantha Du Prince, Pressure, Plastikman/Richie Hawtin, Ricardo Villalobos, Popol Vuh, Radiohead, The Rapture, Radio 4, Rex the Dog, Richard Hawley, Robert Ashley, Scott Walker, Superpitcher, Sister Sledge, Soulwax, Stephen Mathieu, Steve Riech, Tiga, The The, Theo Parrish, Tom Tom Club, Thomas Brinkman, Trentmoller, Tuomas Toivonen, Underworld, Vitalic, Venetian Snares, The White Stripes, Warp Label. Top 3 albums I can't stop listening to this month;- "New Album A/B/C" Tuomas Toivonen, "This Bliss" Pantha Du Prince, and "Advance" LFO

Television:

It's way to depressing to list all the show's I find myself watching. Ideally I'd never watch it, in reality I've find myself repeatedly drawn to "Deal or No Deal," "Make Me A Super Model" and "The X-Factor."

Books:

"Master and Margeritta" (Bulgakov), "1984" (Orwell), "Hunger" (Hamson), "Dubliners" (Joyce), "Pastoralia" and "Civilwarland in Bad Decline" (George Saunders), A Clockwork Orange (Burgess), The New York Trilogy (Auster), The Great Gatsby (Can't Remember Just Now), Metamorphosis (Kafka), The Outsider (Camus) or anything about a male character stuggling to with some sort of existential crisis in an alienating urban environment. Really into reading about Eastern European Communism and other authoritairian/totalitarian political regiems just now, esspecially the G.D.R. and the Stasi, just now as well; as a Westener so used to the actually amazingly liberal and permissive nature of twenty-first century Britain it fassinating to try and imagine what it was like to live in such massively repressed and dangerous society, but also to feel strangely jeleous of their struggle.

Heroes:

What ever happened to them?

My Blog

Glasgow!

Hooray. After the long dark rubishness of winter, spring is pokeing its fuzzy little nose out of its underground burrow. Plus just enjoyed a totally classic Glasgow weekend. The Horrorist la...
Posted by Sam on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

Amazing Bus Conversation

Felt knackered and ill after work tonight, then had to wait twenty minutes for the bloody bus. However soon after boarding my spirits were raised when a guy bounded on board talking on his mobile at v...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Good Morning Jobseekers!

Question 1) Who the fuck are these cool new people? Out if utter bordom with writing fucking arse wank covering letters I clicked on a a few of their faces only to be have my eyes scorched by the most...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

Eatin' ma words.

When I was a kid my parent's absolutly refused to buy a video machine, until one day my grandparents (much to my mum's disapproval) gave us one. Within weeks we discovered we could record late night f...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:48:00 PST