Long walks on the beach, giving high fives to people that don't know it's coming, faking orgasms, calling in bomb threats to the special olympics, writing poems or painting in the nude, working the HR department for any child labor facility, and lying.
To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, hopefully not as a guess on his show though. Henchman #3 on Austin Powers, Flavor Flav, the girl from the RGX body spray commercials, and Mumia Abu-Jamali.
600 (thats watching 300 twice)
Family guy, CSI, Home Shopping Network, QVC, Emeril Live, Chappelle Show, Best Damn Sports Show, Telemundo, Dallas Cowboys Games,
Green Eggs and Ham, Maxim, The Holy Bible, The Koran,
Batman, Mavrick and Goose,