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Lemon?

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About Me

This is a list of traits a website I took a quiz on attributed to me. Fairly accurate, I asterisked the ones I challenge.

secretive*, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive*, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical*, dislikes leadership*, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive*, weird, sarcastic, strange

I am told I make fantastic burgers. And I agree. Buy me some 80% lean ground angus and you shall witness.

My Interests

I am very interested in not being one of these folk.

I'd like to meet:

Biggie Large with a 6-Pac.

Music:

..My love of music is only limited by my knowledge of music.

This is one of my faves.

Movies:

My favorite sex scene is in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. She stabs Lo in the chest, they wrestle, then they're banging.

CTHD is my favorite movie, along with O Brother! Where Art Thou? I enjoy these movies a lot, but I think they are mostly my favorites because of the association they have with me seeing them in theaters. It was in fifth grade, and that's a time that I often think about and long to return to. Does that make me a little bit shallow, to let nostalgia dictate my preference in art? Probably.

Television:

TV these days is retarded. But I'll occasionally tune in for SNL or the Daily Show. Sometimes I'll watch National Geographic, Discovery or the History Channel to pass time.

Television is best used for Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo.

Books:

I'm an illiterate pig farmer (who loves Jack Kerouac.)

Heroes:

Anyone who isn't an idiot. Those who can question, but also know when to shut the fuck up, smile and nod. Those who know when maturity is called for, and when it's down to be a ridiculous son of a bitch.
Also, I still say Batman is better than Superman. Yeah, Superman could kill Batman with his pinky, but Batman isn't superhuman and can still keep motherfuckers from ruining the day.

..Lemon/Phenomenoir/Caribou!'s DETAILS..

Status: Married to the mob
Here for: Self gratification
Orientation: Man, LOBOrientation's gonna suck. I'm gonna need a LOBOtomy.
Hometown: The desert
Body Type: Painfully twisted and distorted
Ethnicity: Caucasian and Hellenic
Religion: I have no spirituality
Sign: I don't believe in astrology, friend.
Smoke / Drink: Quit smoking, don't drink often anymore
Children: Depends on where life takes me
Occupation: Masquerading bandit.
Income: Minimum wage plus!

My Blog

Quantify

Loss is tricky. Staring in the face of loss is trickier. In a month, one of the constants in my life will be gone. Something that's filled 99% of my days (mostly with joy) is now on its way out the do...
Posted by Lemon? on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

Getting a-asocial

I've been getting out of the house lately. That's very nice. Anyone who wants to have a bike ride or pancake breakfast should contact me, I will be glad to help you realize such dreams.
Posted by Lemon? on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Fuck Sunflower

They are trying to fuck me out of minimum wage still, even after I brought the paper in. Hopefully, they will be hurt by having to pay back all of their employees that they've been fucking over (becau...
Posted by Lemon? on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:57:00 PST

I’m stoked

I'm really more excited than I should be to quit. Once I find a new job, I'm going to leave a note somewhere saying, "If I can't have the respect to get minimum wage , you can't have the respect for a...
Posted by Lemon? on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

Value: $?

I've been doing a lot of thinking. What of the shallow folk who value nothing more than surrounding themselves with the pretty? The shallow folk who don't really care what's on the inside, they don't ...
Posted by Lemon? on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:35:00 PST

Chrissakes.

This is without a doubt the worst pain I've been in for a long time. Normally I can trudge on, and normally I feel fine besides physical pain (partially because I'm so fucking used to it), but this pa...
Posted by Lemon? on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:47:00 PST

God damn

I need ta fuckin' learn to chew before swallowing! I just swallowed two whole mouthfuls of steaming hot macaroni. With bread crumbs.
Posted by Lemon? on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:50:00 PST

Five hundred days.

Two shitty untitled poems.I got this new calendarFive hundred days to a yearI am now years youngerThough no younger at allIt was only so many yards awayThat I first met youBig, gorgeous smileAugmented...
Posted by Lemon? on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST