3/4 Singha, 1/4 Pabst, 100% empty.
collecting myspace chicks on the band's site when no one's looking. watching grotesque mime.
Psychobilly sluts, jive talkin robots, the zombie who ate my face, and those big and loud tubes pictured above warmin up every discordant chord strummed from cold and lonely fingers of the world.
pre and post rock and/or roll!Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers, Hank Williams, Arthur "Big Boy" Crudup, the Flying Burrito Brothers, Johnny Cash, Chet Atkins, Bobby Bare Jr, the Everly Brothers, the Sadies, the Ventures, the Ramones, the Clash, MC5, the Stooges, Minutemen, Descendents, Funkadelic, Black Sabbath, Parliament, Slayer, G'n R, Elvis Costello, Pavement, My Bloody Valentine, Lazy Cowgirls, Guitar Wolf, Teengenerate, the entire Wu-Tang Clan, Alabama Thunderpussy, Atomic Bitchwax, Solace, Electric Wizard, Fu Manchu, Sam Cooke, Melt Banana, Halfway to Gone, James Carr, Mogwai, Pelican, Explosions in the Sky, Shellac, Dr Dog, Stray Cats, Old 97's, Dinosaur Jr, the Melvins, Mudhoney, Rocket from the Crypt, Demented Are Go, Mad Sin, the Meteors, the Cramps, Drive Like Jehu, Husker Du, the Replacements, Orange Goblin, Lightning Bolt, My Disco!, Force Vomit, Goose, Penguin Villa, Brandnew Sunset, Thaitanium, Fuckin Hero, Bear Garden, SuperBaker, and all that jazz
Last Life in the Universe, Say Anything, Karate Kid I, My Sassy Girl, Zatochi, Ichi the Killer, Decline of Western Civilization II: the Metal Years, Hated, Mystery Train, Old Boy, Ong Bak, the Life Aquatic, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Slither
anything on the Lifetime Movie Network
Dharmodynamics, Our Band Could Be Your Life, The King Never Smiles
Doraemon, he's much more clever than McGyver, and he's just a cat. also, Bill fuckin' Murray!