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Captain Platonic

...I wish I had one rel big hand so I could slap 'em all...

About Me

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My Interests

The Hunting and subsequant removal of/ orexterminating Magic Nose Goblins.

I'd like to meet:

I don't like mean people, they can't be mean.

Heroes:

Captain Marvel!

My Blog

You can't escape who you is...No matter what.

I looked up my fam's "surname" because it was early in the AM and my internet was working, so I figured why not, this is what I found...MILLERDefinition: 1- Usually an occupational surname referring t...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST

About those rats.

I am psychic.
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST

None

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Posted by Big Red Cheese on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:11:00 PST

I think

Seriously...I think I can hear some rats fucking. I thought maybe there is a little guy stuck in a trap, whatever. But no, there is a little guy who is knee deep in some rat ass, personally I am ins...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

Charlie Brown

Aaaaargh.
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

Hi-(haters)

I made plans to go out on Saturday, but after that I think I will take a very very very long break, please don't take it personal. Be Well.
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Shoulda Known All Along

W: You are very broad minded.A: You like to drinkY : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.NN: You like to drink.E : Damn Good KisserA: You like to drinkB : You like people.D. You like to drink.C : Y...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Congrats to (drum roll) the SHUTTERBUG

Well I'm not sure if she knows it because I just realized it myself but the book she starred in was selected as a Book of the Year way back in 2005 by a website that I didn't even know existed. It h...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Food

I'm eating the saltiest fucking can of soup I've ever tasted, right out of the can (I'm not a chef, I eat shit from cans) it was soooo friggin' salty. So much so that I thought perhaps this soup is a...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

*Creased is a Four Star Dish at only the finest Places.

To all the girls who look past the nice guysI'm sorrythat I bought you roses (from a bum)to tell you that I like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunk (en...
Posted by Big Red Cheese on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST