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P.T. GIZZARDO

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About Me

I'm just a simple freak trying understand the complications life keeps throwing at me...Complications can come in the form of frozen hams or lumps of brill-cream...sometimes they can be easy to dodge...- But sometimes I'm sleeping, and then I'm awake again and I do not understand this. I'm awake, and then up again, whats going on? I'm ass-leep, and then my arse is asleep, then I do an arse-leap out the window and land in a Freak Fest Full of monsters and wranglers. "Shit" I say, then I'm back in bed with a doooona on my head, sweating and pissing all over the place like there will be a Tomorrow. I'm sick, hungry and tired. I'm not homeless but would love to be.I rip off the dooooooooona covers and I see that I'm Golden-Olden. "Whats going on here?" But I don't say it, I JUST THINK IT!Lying down, I think about David Brent and how beautiful he really is...yes, a true gem...I'm arse leaping again now, and my minds gone blank, perhaps I should kick a chair or two. Dammit man, Just one! JUST ONE! But its hopeless...Ive wet the bed, there is shit and needles every where, but I laugh......I just laugh...I'm just a simple freak trying understand the complications life keeps throwing at me...Complications can come in the form of frozen hams or lumps of brill-cream...sometimes they can be easy to dodge...- But sometimes I'm sleeping, and then I'm awake again and I do not understand this. I'm awake, and then up again, whats going on? I'm ass-leep, and then my arse is asleep, then I do an arse-leap out the window and land in a Freak Fest Full of monsters and wranglers. "Shit" I say, then I'm back in bed with a doooona on my head, sweating and pissing all over the place like there will be a Tomorrow. I'm sick, hungry and tired. I'm not homeless but would love to be.I rip off the dooooooooona covers and I see that I'm Golden-Olden. "Whats going on here?" But I don't say it, I JUST THINK IT!Lying down, I think about David Brent and how beautiful he really is...yes, a true gem...I'm arse leaping again now, and my minds gone blank, perhaps I should kick a chair or two. Dammit man, Just one! JUST ONE! But its hopeless...Ive wet the bed, there is shit and needles every where, but I laugh......I just laugh...

My Interests

Wow! Kazam! A scare, a total sanctum for lunars all around. Peaches, solar e-klipsiz. Shnozwinks and cherry pies. INTERNATIONAL KLEIN BLUE!!! Gluttons, I am interested in gluttons, perfect gluttons...are you there gluttons? Sick, vom...pous... Mongrels and dis-lodgerz from all over the place. I am also interested in snake bites, or blue vein cheese - you decide... Fluro guarsh - Space and being upside down... Losers are cool...totes get me? I understand..."Swing-Hipp" - bic, fluro, white chalk"Close Up Of Ma-Hogg" - bic, fluro, white chalk"Good Bye Sweet Nebula" - bic, fluro, white chalk"Dip Me In Bee-Hive And Throw Me Up Your Lesbian Hell Hole"

Music:

Dave Bowza, Syd Barry-Humphries, No Nukes (real cool), The Poridgy, Mr. Bunglo-Bill, Fantomas-totes, The Beatless, Bob Dylcream, Jim Hen, John Lemmon-Head, The Wankers, Freaks Without a Cause, Barnicle Fest, Humungus Horatios' Grin, The Backwards Bastards, Narley Klipz, Amanda Huggin-Kiss, totes Nukes, The Ice Heads, Needle Men, Hungry Hopers, The Spoof Artists, Nine Times Ten Equals Death, Infinite Squadron, The Salvador Dalies, Overt Mongrels, Hovering Pous Parties, Naked Horros, Heros of Myspace, We Saved The World, Polymorphus-Peverse, The Ridgy-Didges, The Noong Noong Trio, Backyard Pizza Mix, DjMittenhands, Some Mothers So av Em, Winkle Pickers, Control Scopes, The Modern Lovers, Nick Cave, oh yeh, and the Bad Seeds, Musique Pour Dali, Unheard Cringe Fest, Jefferson Airplane, The Velvet Underground, Dj Hopless, Dj Shadow, Rolling Stones, Beck, Beastie Boys [gonna getchya {maybe}], The Mary Queens, Caravane Blelie, The Mars Volta, Syd Barrettttt, The Down And Outs, Cut-Knick, Cat-Nip, Butt-Hole-Sufers-Paradise, This is Boring, The I'm Outta Heres', Get Out Now!, The Maybe I Shoulds, Get Used To It

Movies:

A Boy And His Dog

Television:

When I think of television, I think of a little tumour popping in my head releasing vicious chemicles which then naturaly drip out my ear causing others to shriek..."Don't worry, I'm only watching television..."They end up taking it easy and we just become good friends...simple, so just take it easy will you? Fuck...

Books:

FUCK BOOKS - Opus Pistorum - Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Secret Life of Salvador Dali, Catcher in The Rye or Somthing, y'know...art books and shit...

Heroes:

Hunter.S.Thompson, John Cleese, Salvador Dali, Heironymous Bosch, Ralph Steadman, Syd Barrett, Papa Lazarou...a few other wanks too, they to are goods in the bundle...goddam i hate myself...

My Blog

Horror-Scopes

              --> Is This The Carl?    Is this the Carl I'm thinking of? Or is it another in disguise. If so, reveal yourself ...
Posted by P.T. GIZZARDO on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Blogs Anom

"Bloggy Bloggy! Gimmie ya bloggy!"Thats what the bastard called out to me but I did not reply. He sat there, cocked his head at me and looked almsot like a lost idiot dog. I bent over sideways an...
Posted by P.T. GIZZARDO on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:50:00 PST