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You Are a Margarita 
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name 
Age 
Favorite Color 
Nickname 
Sex - 13%
Romance - 8%
Self - Control - 58%
Kissing - 53%
Cuddling - 95%
Kinkiness - 68%
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I like to listen to reggeaton, hip-hop, light rock, and some country cuz i'm a country boy.
Panic! - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
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Austin Powers 1,2, and 3. Amd other comedies.
Miami Ink, Dirty Jobs,that 70's show
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: jose funes 
Birthday: 11/13/87 
Birthplace: miami 
Current Location: dania 
Eye Color: brown 
Hair Color: black 
Height: 6" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: right.... left when i need it to be! 
Your Heritage: spanish guatemalan 
The Shoes You Wore Today: air forces 
Your Weakness: BiG BoObIeS 
Your Fears: GeTtInG wHoOpEd By My dAd! 
Your Perfect Pizza: philly cheesesteak pizza 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduating 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I BeG uR fReAkInG pArDoN 
Thoughts First Waking Up: DaM..... WUT WAS I DREAMING OF THAT IT GOT THIS BIG! :) 
Your Best Physical Feature: My MuScLeS 
Your Bedtime: WhEn dA sUn CoMeS Up 
Your Most Missed Memory: my junior year 
Pepsi or Coke: coke 
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king ..6 
Single or Group Dates: single... less is better! 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rasberry nestea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: both 
Cappuccino or Coffee: none 
Do you Smoke: no 
Do you Swear: FUCK YEA! 
Do you Sing: yea 
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day 
Have you Been in Love: yea.... i dont wanna talk about it. 
Do you want to go to College: yes 
Do you want to get Married: yes 
Do you belive in yourself: of course 
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i'm upside down too long.... yea! 
Do you think you are Attractive: what do you think ladies? Am I a dime or what? 
Are you a Health Freak: kind of I'm more into my muscles..... my dick muscles! 
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. mommy if ur reading this wuts for dinner? 
Do you like Thunderstorms: no but da ladies say im a thunderstorm in the bedroom! 
Do you play an Instrument: one time in band camp i played the chimes. 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i don't remember it's all a blurr! 
In the past month have you Smoked: no 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't tell anyone but i had a nyquil.... shhhhh. 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does rosey palm count? 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: only 1 girls! 
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea when i sold my body for the senior auction. 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope... never. 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i have been streaking! 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a couple of girls hearts. 
Ever been Drunk: plenty of times 
Ever been called a Tease: no 
Ever been Beaten up: no.... im a five degree black belt champ. 
Ever Shoplifted: yes...... a couple of thongs! 
How do you want to Die: why? who sent you? 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: porn director! 
What country would you most like to Visit: da down under and i don't mean ur mom! 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: any 
Favourite Hair Color: curly black or brown  
Short or Long Hair: long 
Height: shorter than me 
Weight: thick but not the philsberry dough thick! 
Best Clothing Style: comfortable 
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 
Number of CDs I own: what are cd's? i have cassettes! 
Number of Piercings: 2 
Number of Tattoos: none yet 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing 
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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn 
What is yo name? 
Yo gangsta name be Shazam, the Man 
You ride around in a A pair of 1962 Roller Skates 
Yo gang The Yakuza 
Yo shoes be White high-top Air Force 1s 
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 3,048 
How much money you got? $6.52892800968435e+26 
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 82%
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