Dave McDamage - ProfilesArchive

About Me

if you cant beat em, become a ninja.

My Interests

butt cheeks, AIDS, mathematics, the universe, stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, willow, and mister miyagi.

Music:

missiledick- Acid Bath- Against Me!- The Allman Brothers Band- Atmosphere- Avail- Bad Religion- The Beastie Boys- Beck- Blanks 77- Brujeria- Bouncing Souls- The Business- butt trumpet- Busta Rhymes- Butt-Cutt Express- Cocoa Beans- Cryptopsy- Crass- The Cream- DangerDoom- David Bowie- Dead Kennedys- Deerhoof- Del Tha Funkee Homosapien- Descendants- Dillinger 4- Dillinger escape plan- Dimmu Borgir- Dio- Dirty Rotten Imbiciles- Dropkick Murphys- Dysfunctionals- EEK-A-MOUSE- ferd mert- Flogging Molly- Foreknown- Fugazi- George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadellic- Graveworm- Groovie Ghoulies- Guttermouth- GWAR- Hank Williams Sr- Harry Bellafonte- Helmet- Iggy Pop- I FARM- Iron Maiden- Judas Priest- Jurassic 5- K-Mart Spies- Kidney Thieves- KRS One- Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards- Les Claypool and the flying frog brigade- Mark Knopfler- Megadeth- Men at Work- Minor Threat- Misfits- Mortician- Motorhead- Nobodys- Nofx- Onyx- Operation Ivy- orthrelm- Oysterhead- Peanutbutter Wolf- Primus- Rancid- The Riverdales- Robert Johnson- Rollins Band- Sneaker Pimps- Slayer- Screeching Weasel- Slayer- Sloppy Seconds- Sublime- They might be giants- TOOL- Turd Perversion- Vader- Video Nasties- Waylon Jennings- Wu-Tang Clan- Yngwe Malmstein- missiledick

Movies:

36 Crazy Fists- Afro Samurai- Akira- Black Samurai- Cannibal the Musical- Crippled Masters- Dances With Wolves (even though kevin kostner is a raging douchebag- Donnie Darko- Dragon Fist- Good the Bad and the Ugly- Hellsing (the anime not the faggy hugh jackass movie- Jason and the Argonauts- Ninja Scroll- Once Upon a Time in China- Raging Bull- Robin Hood (the disney cartoon)- Samurai Resurrection- Seven Samurai- The Street Fighter (sonny chiba, not the video game movie)- Street Fighter (the video game movie- anything else featuring raul julia (R.I.P.)...- Scarface- Shogun- Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin- Top Gun- The World According to Garp- Vampire Hunter D-

Television:

Aeon Flux- Avatar the Last Airbender- Azumanga Daioh- Battlestar Galactica- Bleach- Naked Science- Mythbusters- Nova- The Universe- The Backyardigans- Trigun- The Boondocks-

Books:

Fredrick Douglass, Chuck Palahniuk, Chronicles of Narnia, Henry David Thoreau, Dune, T.S. White, Hunter S. Thompson (especially his collaborations with Ralph Steadman), Sun Tzu, Joseph Heller, Stephen Hawking, Robert Frost, Christopher Moore, Harper Lee, Aldous Huxley, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and whoever writes the warnings on the side of gasoline canisters advising you not to drink them.

Heroes:

jim kelly, my father, and my son.

My Blog

shutup your face!

so anyways shutup. stupid transitional periods taking too fucking long, i did not give life permission to proceed in this fashion. i dont like feeling dependent. it feels helpless and lonely. i do...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

Doogie Panzer M.D.

panzer tanks are terrifying. i am watching a show on the military chanel right now about some dude that runs around buying old panzer wrecks and restoring them. scariest dude ever, he has ...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST

the universe in a nutshell

read it now, the universe in a nutshell by stephen hawking, best book ever.
Posted by Dave McDamage on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

happy kwaanza, fuckers!

So guitar hero 3 is great. The only thing that sucks is that i am now so used to doing sweeps that when i type a letter on my keyboard, i type the next three letters super fast. Ha ha.&nbs...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

environmental awareness.

i admire the dog's commitment to environmental awareness. recycling is important. to eat ones own shits is a level of awesomeness that most of us will never attain. and im not impres...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:21:00 PST

i love you.

new thing for me to love. crisp, cool, refreshing, you are so sweet. cherry seven up you are my new favorite. soda is for dingdongs, but you are different. you are my friend.thanks f...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

quit being a jerkatron landlord. stop it now.

excited to go to the e&a show tonight. and get up and fucking get down. like this.not excited that my landlord is a fucking philistine. got home from work last night and the heat was s...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

dragons are fucking badass!

when will somebody make a dragon movie that doesnt suck huge cock? think of one movie about or featuring more than one dragon that didnt drown in forskins! you cant! i watched eragon...
Posted by Dave McDamage on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

a big jerk who’s stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

dont stop moving or you will die.
Posted by Dave McDamage on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

break the wall with thy teeth

today i let myself panic. what a fucking pussy, panicing and freaking out, grasping blindly at the precipice edge that i can feel slipping through my fingers. panic doesnt get me anything....
Posted by Dave McDamage on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:57:00 PST