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About Me

Beeeerrrrrooooooowww........I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm bored, you suck, I want to go outside. I have no penis or balls, so I'm really a transexual kitty! Anything smaller than me is dead!

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My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Looking out the window, Killing, Drive bys, Dogs....I am one by the way.....if stinky flat foot is smoking then I am too......clawing on carpets and couches. waking people up early in the morning

I'd like to meet:

if you've got food, I'll pay attention to you..........I'll take a good rub down

Music:

It's all loud

Movies:

are you kidding me.......I don't fucking care

Television:

this site isn't made for kittys........News flash......kittys don't watch TV!!!!

Books:

I CAN'T FUCKING READ AND I DON'T WATCH TV.......JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Heroes:

Annie and Molly, how I miss them so

My Blog

Happy fuckin new year!

I really love new years cause it mean that the big tree is out and forgotten about. this way I can have my way with the little balls on that plastic metal thing that doesn't really look like a t...
Posted by King Pussy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

my suroundings are changing

smelly flat foot changed the whole downstairs! I don't know were anything is now! I have to take some time and rub my smell on everything now! And smelly flat foot hasn't been smoking lately! It s...
Posted by King Pussy on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST

I want to go outside

On friday night I got outside while smelly flat foot and guido supreme were gettin high. It was cool I got to walk through the leaves and smell the spots of dog piss. Like if they piss on it it's th...
Posted by King Pussy on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:23:00 PST

today was like yesterday

I licked crotch today for like 17.687 kitty minutes. i was nice. It's too cold out to do anything, I'm going to sleep
Posted by King Pussy on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:13:00 PST

Where is Smelly Flat Foot!!!!

Ok so my roomate....stinky flat foot......who I let stay in my house, hasn't come home yet. What the fuck?!?!? I'm hungry, and I've been locked up in this house all day. He is lucky enough...
Posted by King Pussy on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:35:00 PST