Create Your Own!
Dancing!, Faux Pas, Hands & Knees (r.i.p.), Red, Sushi!, Modeling, Makeup, Dressing up, Good music, Dresses, Blue, Singing, Heels, Skirts, Acting, Malibu & Pineapple, Romantic Walks that end in all nighters, Sleep, Good Beats, Epic Sex, Yellow, Broadway, Love, Black Eyeliner, Cooking
Brandon Mothereffin' Boyd, do the world a favor and marry me, then let me have your children. *droooool*
annnnd Mitch Hedberg.. although he's dead.
A cool Duck, I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck, and I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't s'posed to be downtown. There's nothin' for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said, "Alright, well, put some lettuce on it," which she did. She said, "That'll be $1.75." I said, "It's for a duck." And they said, "All right, well, then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the Steak Fajita Sub - but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!" - Mitch Hedberg
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. -Mitch Hedberg
Incubus, U2, City and Colour/Dallas Green, Muse, Ween (I'm totally sucked in now), Vast, Minus The Bear, Fair to Midland, Snow Patrol, Stabbing Westward, Metric, Bloc Party, Nightwish, Postal Service, Beck, The Hustle, alright, junior. annnd many more :)
Pirates of the Caribbean Series (Capt. Jack Sparrow.. take me noww...), Moulin Rouge, Clue, Kill Bill, A Clockwork Orange, The Emperor's New Groove, Office Space, Little Mermaid, Empire Records, Night at the Roxbury, Can't Hardly Wait, Spaceballs, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Dude, Where's My Car?, The Cube, Session 9
Californication, Heroes, X-Files (♥ David Duchovny), Entourage, Hockey (Yeaaah Flyers!), The Office, History Channel, Discovery, Anything about REAL hauntings, ESP, and the unknown, Sopranos, Dead Like Me, [adult swim], Samurai Champloo, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Simpsons, Cartoon Network is almost always on.. as is the History Channel, SciFi, Discovery, and Animal Planet.
Catcher in the Rye, Chicken Soup for the Soul Books, Post Secret, Midsummer Night's Dream, anything about Feng Shui or Ghosts.. annnd that's about it for now.
I'm in love with the way my parents love eachother.