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Topekahunk

Just cause I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone

About Me


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.I shouldn't be so modest, but I guess you could say I'm the coolest guy in the world...hot, suave, intelligent, sexy, sensual...the total package! Go Jayhawks! T-High! I spend a lot of time in my cubicle starring at a computer monitor. I just don't think we were meant to live this way but I guess you've gotta keep a roof over your head and food in the belly! I ride a Jimmy...truck that is. I like walks in the park. My alma mater happens to have the worst DI football program in the country! Sam Brownback for Prez '08! Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Kansas basketball and politics...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone!

Music:

I like it all! From Mozart to Manilow and everything in between...Neil Diamond rocks! Buttress of Windsor! Jesse's Girl gives me chills! I think it might be time to let the Led out! Weezer, Toadies, 311, Sponge, Meat Puppets, Ultimate Fakebook, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Live...any rock band from the 90s will do! ELO = Electric Light Orchestra!

Movies:

The Big Lebow!!!!! Me Myself and Irene, Great Outdoors, Uncle Buck, Shallow Hal, Risky Business, The Burbs, Breakfast Club, Old School, Anchorman (I look good!)...the list goes on and on...LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE...a dandy of a movie!

Television:

KU basketball...sitcoms (mini-series=)) in general don't do it for me...24 is particularly annoying. I'll be watching the A's as they race towards the AL west title!

Books:

I'm illiterate..."why don't you go and take a hot steamy piss on the power line over there"...seriously though, books and I had a falling out several years back...I prefer mags, articles and sports/political columns.

Heroes:

My mom...truly an amazing woman currently residing in Topeka, Kansas...hospice volunteer of the month!